5-word scary stories

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Pity Hemingway isn’t around. He wrote the saddest story, but it took him six words.

For sale - baby shoes. Never worn.

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Reddit is a popular website.

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Scotland votes no in referendum.

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Watch out; not enough words!

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Humans need not apply, anymore.

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Highly inefficient…

President Cheney
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Vice President Rand Paul Ascends

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“Swimming? Do pee,” purred Candiru.

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Added comment. No one "like"d.

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Just look at it. Banana.

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Kill spider, two spiders appear.

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Sixth word is a doozy!

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Yes, it’s very sad when a newborn has such large feet.

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Created OKCupid profile. Mom replied.

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A dark and stormy night…

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You awake in mid-air.

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Third wave pick up “artists.”

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Where’s Mummy?

Wheeeeeeeeeeere’s Mummy…?

Chalk.

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See, as a home remodeler I would not find this scary…It would mean to me that most likely someone had inadvertently hooked the HOT water up to the toilet during some previous remodeling work…I’ve seen it at least a couple times in the last 20 years…lol