xeni at June 23rd, 2014 17:30 — #1
davide405 at June 23rd, 2014 18:06 — #2
And for sentencing purposes, the weight of the cookies will be added to the weight of the cocaine.
Also: How do we know they're delicious?
disarticulate at June 23rd, 2014 18:10 — #3
We can probably assume that if they didn't look tasty, they would have gotten through customs.
heckubus at June 23rd, 2014 18:20 — #4
This explains why my grandmother's cookies were so popular with musicians.
brainspore at June 23rd, 2014 18:23 — #5
boundegar at June 23rd, 2014 18:24 — #6
Actually, we only have some customs agent's word there was any cocaine at all. Maybe they were just impounded for deliciousness.
wnoise at June 23rd, 2014 20:16 — #7
A lot of those field tests are notoriously prone to false positives.
l_mariachi at June 23rd, 2014 21:16 — #8
The real Nieman-Marcus $250 cookie.
digitalartform at June 23rd, 2014 23:08 — #9
logruszed at June 23rd, 2014 23:29 — #11
Delivery services aint what they used to be. Whitney Houston ordered these ages ago.
teapot at June 23rd, 2014 23:41 — #12
Not reagent tests. Chemicals: they're specific things.
Saliva tests often give false positives but a reagent test (i.e. what's being used in this picture) is next to bulletproof. The only way you can get a false positive on a reagent test is if the testing apparatus itself has been contaminated.
petzl at June 24th, 2014 04:27 — #13
I'm the one who bakes.
What my name?
You damn right!
catgrin at June 24th, 2014 05:43 — #14
One of my favorite panels I ever saw was Clive Barker at a long ago SD Comicon. He was answering a question about how he came up with the name for his Books of Blood. Well, it turned out he'd gone to a party, and while he wasn't a drug user, he did have a sweet tooth, and was hanging out in the kitchen when someone walked in with a plate full of homemade cookies. (I so wish people could actually hear him tell this story, but it was before people had camera phones.)
Anyway, she set down the cookies and told him, "Now those are special cookies!" and then wandered off.
He smelled them for a bit, and them promptly ate most of the plate.
She came back. "Where are the cookies!?"
His reply, "They were WONDERFUL!"
It was sometime that night he came up with the idea for Books of Blood.
xeni at June 28th, 2014 17:30 — #15
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