beschizza at September 5th, 2013 20:19 — #1
brainspore at September 5th, 2013 20:24 — #2
Conventional wisdom states that it's best to conduct negotiations from a position of power, but I think it's even more important to conduct them from an upright position.
jamie_myers at September 5th, 2013 20:34 — #3
I'm sorry, as soon as I read that name a hysterical voice in my head just starts screaming "developers developers developers developers developers" and I don't take in anything else.
pjcamp at September 5th, 2013 21:09 — #4
robotmonkeys at September 5th, 2013 21:21 — #5
I find it interesting that Ballmer has a personal security detail while visiting the corporate lawyers.
subtile at September 5th, 2013 21:23 — #6
Steve Ballmer's To-do list:
dr_bombay at September 5th, 2013 23:58 — #7
i'm glad he wasn't terribly hurt, but i'm also deeply hoping for audio of this "loud shriek".
daemonworks at September 6th, 2013 00:37 — #8
I misread it as involving ballmer's head being cut off and falling....
anton_p_gully at September 6th, 2013 05:00 — #9
Executives from Nokia sequestered in a conference room elsewhere in the offices were baffled by the sound, wondering whether Mr. Ballmer was reacting badly to a counter-proposal they had made.
Totally stealing this for my screenplay.
(No idea how this became a reply - sorry, dr_bombay!)
nathanhornby at September 6th, 2013 09:28 — #10
It's like a metaphor for his career at Microsoft.
editz at September 6th, 2013 13:35 — #11
Maybe something like this?
beschizza at September 10th, 2013 20:19 — #12
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