#1 By: Rob Beschizza, September 5th, 2013 20:19
#2 By: Tim, September 5th, 2013 20:24
Conventional wisdom states that it's best to conduct negotiations from a position of power, but I think it's even more important to conduct them from an upright position.
#3 By: Jamie_Myers, September 5th, 2013 20:34
I'm sorry, as soon as I read that name a hysterical voice in my head just starts screaming "developers developers developers developers developers" and I don't take in anything else.
#4 By: pjcamp, September 5th, 2013 21:09
#5 By: robotmonkeys, September 5th, 2013 21:21
I find it interesting that Ballmer has a personal security detail while visiting the corporate lawyers.
#6 By: Sébastien, September 5th, 2013 21:23
Steve Ballmer's To-do list:
#7 By: dr_bombay, September 5th, 2013 23:58
i'm glad he wasn't terribly hurt, but i'm also deeply hoping for audio of this "loud shriek".
#8 By: Daemonworks, September 6th, 2013 00:37
I misread it as involving ballmer's head being cut off and falling....
#9 By: Anton Gully, September 6th, 2013 05:00
"Executives from Nokia sequestered in a conference room elsewhere in the offices were baffled by the sound, wondering whether Mr. Ballmer was reacting badly to a counter-proposal they had made."
Totally stealing this for my screenplay.
(No idea how this became a reply - sorry, dr_bombay!)
#10 By: Nathan Hornby, September 6th, 2013 09:28
It's like a metaphor for his career at Microsoft.
#11 By: Steve Pankow, September 6th, 2013 13:35
Maybe something like this?
#12 By: Rob Beschizza, September 10th, 2013 20:19
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