Dropped by to see how far the eighth-grade humor had developed. Unfortunately we have apparently been distracted by the shiny baubles of adult topics like crime and punishment, the broken judicial system, disproportionality, and whatnot.
We can do better, people. I’ll get things kicked off:
Twenty-five minutes? Dude should get a medal, not jail time.
Feel free to kick in some juvenile humor, or stick to the shiny baubles. They both have a place.
