#1 By: Cory Doctorow, October 23rd, 2013 15:00
#2 By: Tim, October 23rd, 2013 15:03
Now there's a problem that does amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
#3 By: Alice Weir, October 23rd, 2013 15:07
Citizens are warned to be especially careful with matches until the thieves are in custody.
#4 By: Lyle Hopwood, October 23rd, 2013 15:08
Wrong label picture - these were baked beans with sausages, i.e. in the same tin. And they're delish! One of the things I miss about England. (Is homesick.)
#5 By: David Emigh, October 23rd, 2013 15:12
Flatulence puns incoming in 3, 2, 1...
#6 By: tyger11, October 23rd, 2013 15:25
This will go well with all that stolen Bourbon. Mmm, drunk and full of beans!
#7 By: Cory Doctorow, October 23rd, 2013 15:26
#8 By: tyger11, October 23rd, 2013 15:26
"The more you steal, the more you toot"?
#9 By: mr_raccoon, October 23rd, 2013 15:32
I'ma do the things that I wanna do
I ain't got a thing to prove to you
I eat my candy with the pork and beans
Excuse my manners if I make a scene
#10 By: waetherman, October 23rd, 2013 15:52
Vegan zombies want beans!
#11 By: IMB, October 23rd, 2013 15:55
Why is tomato sauce yellow on that label?
#12 By: Lyle Hopwood, October 23rd, 2013 16:29
Don't know. Heinz don't say what sort of beans they are, but they appear to be some sort of white pinto beans, not red kidney beans, so the overall tomato color is...muted. Still delish!
#13 By: dethbird, October 23rd, 2013 16:45
I can guarantee there are 2 hobos riding the rails living like kings! Damn Hell Ass Kings!!
#14 By: Mark K, October 23rd, 2013 17:32
Police are keeping their ears and noses on alert
#15 By: Mark K, October 23rd, 2013 17:35
#16 By: Stefan Jones, October 23rd, 2013 17:39
"Beanz" not "beans."
Beans are the seeds of plants.
Beanz are the fat, protein-rich pupea of the Heinz Worm.
The sauce . . . you don't want to know about the sauce.
#17 By: Jeff, October 23rd, 2013 18:00
All I knows is that it tastes just like Slurm.
#18 By: The Mudshark, October 23rd, 2013 18:03
You don´t understand. These are eXtreme beans.
#19 By: jackbird, October 24th, 2013 02:22
Surviving members of The Who sought for questioning.
#20 By: starfish and coffee, October 25th, 2013 12:43
I can't be bothered to do the maths (i.e. value of metal vs effort spent stealing it) but I am guessing this is probably just another scrap metal theft? With the added benefit of some free meals until they get to pass the stuff on.
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