#1 By: Xeni Jardin, October 2nd, 2013 11:14
#2 By: Jardine, October 2nd, 2013 11:19
#3 By: dloburns, October 2nd, 2013 11:32
yeah they where hot in all, but now they're mostly just screeds against Obama and dubstep.
#4 By: Christopher Waldrop, October 2nd, 2013 11:37
It's a sign of how jaded I've become that I didn't know dinosaur erotic novels were a thing but I'm not surprised.
Although the first thought that always comes to mind when I learn about a genre like this is, why am I grinding along at a 9-to-5 job when I could be writing stuff like this?
#5 By: Chentzilla, October 2nd, 2013 11:59
Bet you didn't know that Teresa Orlowski produced a movie called "Jurassic Fuсk - Attack of the Pornosaurs" sometime in 1993.
#6 By: Nonentity, October 2nd, 2013 11:59
also writes sexy romance novels about gryphons, orcs, weretigers, wargs, centaurs, and other non-human fantasy entities
Including basilisks and hydras, which really broke my brain when I scanned her Amazon listings.
And my list of "Customers Who Bought Items in Your Recent History Also Bought" ended up being SO messed up after scanning through those. It would be a tempting prank to try to find a way to get Amazon to associate those books with this
#7 By: kpkpkp, October 2nd, 2013 12:16
Rule 34—"If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions"—is a prevalent meme that Internet pornography exists for every conceivable topic. Rule 34 is one of the best-known Internet adages in current usage. This memetic Internet "rule" originated from a 2003 webcomic, captioned "Rule #34 There is porn of it. No exceptions.", which was drawn by Peter Morley-Souter to depict his shock at seeing Calvin and Hobbes parody porn. Morley-Souter posted his comic on the United Kingdom we...
#8 By: kpkpkp, October 2nd, 2013 12:18
#9 By: brainflakes, October 2nd, 2013 12:24
Rule 35: If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made
#10 By: MichaelPaulukonis, October 2nd, 2013 12:28
#11 By: Jorpho, October 2nd, 2013 12:35
I like to ponder the ontological mysteries of the converse: if there is no porn of it, does it really exist?
#12 By: Maggie Koerth-Baker, October 2nd, 2013 12:37
I was about to come point out the potential crossover with yesterdays post.
#13 By: Humbabella, October 2nd, 2013 12:37
Of course I didn't know this. How would I? Certainly not from the volumes of dinosaur porn that I own, I'll tell you that.
#14 By: Rob Beschizza, October 2nd, 2013 12:44
This is inaccurate. The T-Rex is not feathered.
#15 By: Daneyul, October 2nd, 2013 12:55
That happens in chapter 3.
#16 By: Jason Andresen, October 2nd, 2013 13:02
I don't know, I bet Hydras give good head. It's not too hard to convert "turns men to stone" into a porn premise either, this practically writes itself.
#17 By: Tim, October 2nd, 2013 13:07
Some day, paleontologists of the distant future will probably be confused as to the absence of body hair in our mammalian erotica.
#18 By: Daneyul, October 2nd, 2013 13:10
Not if any Ron Jeremy films survive.
#19 By: Nonentity, October 2nd, 2013 13:40
Yeah, but they get annoying when you're tired and just want them to stop. They never take it well when you cut them off.
#20 By: 13enster, October 2nd, 2013 15:49
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