#1 By: Rob Beschizza, December 4th, 2013 08:56
#2 By: euansmith, December 4th, 2013 09:09
So that's why Cameron flew out to China; he was a sample cum stain.
#3 By: Christopher Waldrop, December 4th, 2013 09:30
So which is better: a barrel of pig semen or a case or Turtle wax?
#4 By: Glippiglop, December 4th, 2013 09:38
If this means that pinching pig semen is more profitable than metal theft, future robbery reports from the counties could prove very entertaining...
#5 By: incarnedine_v, December 4th, 2013 09:39
clearly it's a squirrel's nuts
#6 By: Bill, December 4th, 2013 09:53
So... how exactly is all this pig semen obtained? Is Pig Milker a job title, where someone plays "red rocket" with the little piggies all day?
#7 By: Mister44, December 4th, 2013 10:13
When you care enough to send the very best...
#8 By: Alan Goulding, December 4th, 2013 10:56
Oh Ambassador! You are spoiling us!
#9 By: Mellivora Capensis, December 4th, 2013 10:57
I don't think anyone has needed to specialize quite that much:
#10 By: Nelson Cunnington, December 4th, 2013 10:58
I can tell that you're a city boy. The short answer is 'yes'. Most farm animals are bred these days with, let's say, human help. I'm sure that the internet will provide details, if you're that interested.
#11 By: bombblastlightningwaltz, December 4th, 2013 11:47
It's good pay if you don't mind working 'under the table'.
#12 By: welcomeabored, December 4th, 2013 13:13
I think they should bring back the game show 'What's My Line?' Listening to the modern blind-folded panel equivalent of Peggy Cass, Bill Cullen, Fred Allen and Arlene Francis try to work out what the guest did for a living would be totally worth tuning in.
#13 By: Tim Quinn, December 4th, 2013 13:38
Pigs . . . they don't so much fly as plummet.
#14 By: Coyote, December 4th, 2013 14:39
What's (perhaps not so) surprising is this is not the only article about pig spooge that has popped up on Boing Boing. I recall a rather in-depth video of a machine that would do the "extraction" for you being posted simply because the soundtrack was a fairly cool sound-alike of The Propellerheads' "Spybreak!"
... I really don't want to know how Cory found that video in the first place.
#15 By: Beanolini, December 4th, 2013 15:22
Or someone that doesn't watch much reality TV.
#16 By: Technobee, December 4th, 2013 20:57
This reminds me a Mitchell and Webb skit with Queen Victoria receiving linden trees with a distinctive scent
#17 By: Raybert, December 5th, 2013 14:31
Series 1, episode 2: Sex and Violence
#18 By: Motivational Unicorn, December 6th, 2013 03:28
Tears up current Christmas gift shopping list.
#19 By: Rob Beschizza, December 9th, 2013 08:56
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