#1 By: Mark Frauenfelder, January 15th, 2014 21:31
#2 By: Jonas Eggeater, January 15th, 2014 21:33
Edited to add this quote: "F*** green, go brown!"
#3 By: David_Diamante, January 15th, 2014 21:40
Mark, as usual you posts have shit written all over them. Stop writing about shit and talking shit.
#4 By: pjcamp, January 15th, 2014 22:05
Perhaps one should install taps on septic tanks.
#5 By: Ben Handel, January 15th, 2014 23:23
#6 By: Jhertzli, January 15th, 2014 23:43
#7 By: The Mudshark, January 16th, 2014 04:27
The answer is yes, if you have gasoline coming out of your butt. But really, at that point you have other things to worry about than how to fuel your car.
#8 By: leidentech, January 16th, 2014 04:27
#9 By: Immutable Michael, January 16th, 2014 04:29
What? Rainbows and glitter? Shit yeah!
#10 By: Drew_Gehringer, January 16th, 2014 04:49
I think that's normally just a sign of being employed by Aperture Science.
If you’ve cut yourself at all in the course of these tests, you might have noticed that your blood is pure gasoline.
That’s normal. We’ve been shooting you with an invisible laser that’s supposed to turn blood into gasoline, so all that means is it’s working.
#11 By: Boundegar, January 16th, 2014 04:51
Holy hell - I wonder if this is how those pods worked in The Matrix?
#12 By: Brian Sizemore, January 16th, 2014 07:34
If my ass can power something like this, then I'm all in.
#13 By: Christopher Waldrop, January 16th, 2014 08:33
For his fortieth birthday my father got a lot of gag gifts, including a flatulence-fueled cigar lighter. It was basically a rubber tube with a lighter at one end and a nozzle you stuck...anyway, even at the time I thought it wasn't a bad idea.
#14 By: incarnedine_v, January 16th, 2014 09:31
Sorry to break it to you, but there is no methane in human farts.
#15 By: El Stinko, January 16th, 2014 11:40
This post was worth it for the term "butt fracking" alone.
#16 By: Mellivora Capensis, January 16th, 2014 12:00
Might need some sort of collection apparatus, though.
#17 By: Dave Barak, January 16th, 2014 21:13
Yes, cars will run from what comes out of my butt. And my wife will run from what comes out of my butt. As will the neighbors. And people in the next county over. And in Zimbabwe.
#18 By: Mark Frauenfelder, January 20th, 2014 21:31
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