#1 By: Xeni Jardin, January 14th, 2014 18:37
#2 By: Jim_Kirk, January 14th, 2014 18:41
#3 By: Jonathan Humphreys, January 14th, 2014 18:43
Quick, someone write this into an action comedy movie or something! o.O
#4 By: Boundegar, January 14th, 2014 19:07
Harold and Kumar III maybe?
#5 By: marco, January 14th, 2014 19:07
Perhaps he was just shaken from the car accident and needed a banana to calm his nerves. Surely we can all sympathize with that.
#6 By: Tim, January 14th, 2014 19:30
#7 By: teapot, January 14th, 2014 20:36
#8 By: Smut Clyde, January 14th, 2014 21:41
My first thought was "Does Cory have an alibi"?
#9 By: newliminted, January 14th, 2014 21:45
Obviously the man is not a BoingBoing reader or he would have just looked at the banana.
#10 By: Justin Raethel, January 14th, 2014 22:56
He wanted to go to the next level and appreciate the Banana with more than just two senses!
#11 By: daneel, January 14th, 2014 23:06
Yeah, Connecticut Man sounds impressive and all, but my favorite superhero is still Florida Man.
#12 By: miasm, January 15th, 2014 12:12
When pressed for comment, Police in Connecticut said that they were "looking at the situation."
When further pressed for comment, Police in Connecticut repeated that they "were just looking at it."
#13 By: ugh, January 15th, 2014 23:45
I'm shocked that no one has mentioned the Busy World of Richard Scary character Bananas Gorilla, whose whole raison d'etre is the petty banana theft.
#14 By: Xeni Jardin, January 19th, 2014 18:37
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