Police said the deer left a YouTube video in which he blamed "stuck-up does" for not recognizing his superior attractiveness and intelligence, and expressed a belief that when he could "fly like Rudolph" his social life and mating options would improve.
A search of the deer's apartment revealed a depleted salt lick and related paraphernalia, along with numerous issues of Buck magazine. Neighbors said he was a loner who "kept to himself," and saved his shed antlers in an effort to "preserve his animal powers."
"He was just weird," stated Fawn Hind, a local doe. "He'd strap his old antlers on his head, and strut around the neighborhood saying "who's your daddy?" and trying to get other deer to butt heads with him. He looked stupid. We all knew something would happen someday."