Probably from Mexico. When Mexico sends its dolphins, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending Flipper. They’re sending dolphins that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good mammals.
Why would a dolphin’s mother even have ankles?
the gravity of the boat pulled the frantic dolphin toward the back
That must be what pulled the dolphin on board in the first place: a solid neutronium boat. The poor dolphin never had a chance.
Dolphins, the assholes of the sea…
Wait… the boat’s mother, maybe…?
And how did it punch someone? Do dolphins even have fists?
Did it do it on porpoise?
I’m not surprised. The dolphins here seem to love following boats and using their wakes as impromptu ramps. It’s not an uncommon thing off Dana Point to have dolphins flying all over the place if you’re going any reasonable speed.
I think this was just a huge dolphin nerd that overshot his mark and ended up in the boat.
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