Donald Trump piñatas for sale in Mexico

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Is it next to the Conan O’Brien piñata or something?

“Oh gross, it was just filled with bile!”

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My guess was horse manure; maybe both?

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Where can I get these overseas?

I guess I should have learned my lesson after that incident with the Santorum pinata.

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The piñata looks more real than the thing in the photo to the left.

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Superb. Just absolutely superb!

They need to send one with detachable hair to Mr. Trump. Maybe he can replace his rug with something a little more lifelike.

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Please post the ordering info if it’s practical.

I would love to send a dozen to John Stewart. But maybe he’s having enough fun anyway… they probably made an order already.

Every time Trump acts up - boom! - candy for everyone!

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Not sure if it would be appropriate to stuff this particular piñata with candy and small coins.

I’d fill it with thinly sliced Bologna, hot air, and horse shit.

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You can recreate Hop-Frog by Edgar Allan Poe by setting it on fire before hoisting it up. (for accuracy, you will need eight of them)

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Well played, sir.

The hair looks authentic enough to the source material, but the eyes are nowhere near beady enough. The coulda shoulda used actual beads.

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