#1 By: Jason, February 5th, 2014 14:58
#2 By: Listener43, February 5th, 2014 15:20
Drunken GENTLEman, sleeping in Taco Bell drive-thru, offers cops taco as ID from burning truck
There, I fixed it for you.
#3 By: Old, February 5th, 2014 15:30
I love that this post is adjacent to the WSB 100th birthday post.
#4 By: Tim, February 5th, 2014 15:33
When asked for his I.D., the man handed the officers a taco. He then began trying to eat the taco. Deputies realized the truck was on fire after the man had exited the vehicle.
Ah, there's your problem.
#5 By: mr_teatime, February 5th, 2014 15:33
@_FloridaMan is possibly my favourite Twitter account. It just collects crazy Florida stories.
#6 By: bobo, February 5th, 2014 16:02
I was thinking this was another boring "in Florida story" right up to "truck was on fire". Florida is really stepping up their game.
#7 By: Tribune1984, February 5th, 2014 16:23
the fact that it was on fire kind of surpasses the previous paragraph where his foot was on the gas pedal while he was passed out.
#8 By: billstewart, February 5th, 2014 16:41
Still waiting for the "Truck was on fire when I sat down in it" explanation....
#9 By: Bryan Schuler, February 5th, 2014 17:07
#10 By: Krieger, February 5th, 2014 17:14
#11 By: Juan Rudametkin, February 5th, 2014 19:32
For those of us who don't Twitter, there's also a subreddit, with recent gems like:
Florida man breaks into house, poops on the floor and drinks contents of vacuum cleaner.
Florida man stabs brother after mac n cheese goes missing.
Florida man set apartment on fire because manager told him to stop masturbating.
Then there's this:
Florida man too fat to go to jail.
Some places just seem to fester with social disease.
#12 By: Wrecksdart, February 5th, 2014 20:04
Deep sigh. I was all about this post since it has all the right ingredients: boozed up humans, flaming vehicles, Taco Bell...as I chuckled to myself I thought, oh boy, that's stupid, wonder whe..."Florida". GODAMMIT!
As a Florida man myself, I'd like to note that I have only once been accused of stealing a park bench while deep in the throes of the drink, and it was a nice park bench, too, thankyouverymuch.
I mean, really, who here hasn't gotten wasted in the parking lot of a Taco Bell post-gnosh (or mid-gnosh), passed out with the vehicle running (and on fire), and then (nicely, 'cause Southerners are polite) offered the cops their un-gnoshed (or mid-gnoshed) taco?
Deep sigh. GODAMMIT!
#13 By: Jason, February 6th, 2014 01:17
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