No, no, no. Sure, I'm depressed because I'm in a bad place, but I'm not suicidal.
That bad place being a state that produced the Koch family, the Phelps clan, and various Tea Party delegates and abortion activists who support an overly-conservative state congress that has many fundamental misunderstandings about how society and an education system ought to work (and a mild gripe about it being one of two states in the country without permits supporting a cottage food law).
Yeah, I feel I'm in a bad place. Maybe I don't need a time machine. Maybe I need to be able to afford a displacement machine.
edit: Aw, geez. What was I thinking? Be proactive, use the time machine to bump off anyone who is currently making life miserable in Kansas.
Hmmm...but that would make me as bad as them.