AYFKMWTS? Ooh, let's guess! Which I guess I have to, since I can seem to figure out how to zoom into the document far enough to actually read it.
Are You From Kansas on Mondays, Wedenesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays?
EDIT: Oh, it's on page 4, and you can just barely make it out. I am disappointed by the lack of OMGWTFBBQ.