#1 By: Rob Beschizza, January 7th, 2014 15:47
#2 By: Boundegar, January 7th, 2014 16:01
‘Daddy, I had a bad dream.’
You blink your eyes and pull up on your elbows. Your clock glows red in the darkness — it’s 3:23. ‘Do you want to climb into bed and tell me about it?’
The oddness of the situation wakes you up more fully. You can barely make out your daughter’s pale form in the darkness of your room. ‘Why not, sweetie?’
‘Because in my dream, when I told you about the dream, the thing wearing Mommy’s skin sat up.’
For a moment, you feel paralysed; you can’t take your eyes off of your daughter. The covers behind you begin to shift.
#3 By: Fascinoma, January 7th, 2014 16:12
These suit things are much freakier.
#4 By: Mister44, January 7th, 2014 16:13
Come on - there has to be better mask technology than this. They have to making it this damn creepy on purpose.
#5 By: Jason Andresen, January 7th, 2014 16:20
What is this, I don't even.
#6 By: JNM, January 7th, 2014 16:22
People who doubt the existence of the uncanny valley have clearly never seen one of these things.
#7 By: Torn Paper Napkin, January 7th, 2014 16:33
The staring, unblinking eyes. The huge immobile lips.
It puts the lotion on its skin...
#8 By: Christopher Waldrop, January 7th, 2014 16:35
"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."-Oscar Wilde
#9 By: mtdna, January 7th, 2014 16:35
#10 By: Nelson Cunnington, January 7th, 2014 16:37
These look like humans prepared by an alien special effects department, maybe with early Doctor Who budgets.
#11 By: bobo, January 7th, 2014 16:37
#12 By: IronEdithKidd, January 7th, 2014 16:41
This is the confluence of nightmare fuel, the uncanny valley and a 50-gallon drum of Nope.
#13 By: euansmith, January 7th, 2014 16:45
Whatever makes you happy... so long as no one gets hurt that doesn't want it.
#14 By: Jeremy_Sweeney, January 7th, 2014 16:51
55-gallon. Standard size, enough Do Not Want for the broadest segment of the population.
#15 By: Boundegar, January 7th, 2014 16:52
#16 By: mikelipino, January 7th, 2014 16:59
I would have put the attribution before the quote, because I thought Rob got a new FemSkin.
#17 By: Jardine, January 7th, 2014 17:01
Are you claiming that animated gif isn't Rob?
#18 By: Kane York, January 7th, 2014 17:20
The Channel4 video isn't loading for me at all... I tried disabling AdBlock, but the flash player still doesn't load.
#19 By: adonai, January 7th, 2014 17:24
You can listen to this while watching if you want. No particular reason.
#20 By: Marcus Norman, January 7th, 2014 17:25
Now Rob can be Alyson Hannigan.
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