Fish splooges on President Obama's shoes

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W.C. Fields is the first thing that comes to my mind.

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That’s going to cause quite a diplomatic roe.

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There is a reason salmon sperm DNA is a standard reagent in pretty much any molecular biology lab.

It is pretty easy to get a lot of it.

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Reminds me of a comment that I read last night about being careful not to squeeze a kitten’s belly when you are attempting to administer anti-diarrhea medication…

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I suppose there are crazier fetishes.

Thanks, Obama!

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I envision some gop~teabagger binge watching this for eternity!

If that’s what he’s into, the fish would be better off moving to DC, though.

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Splooge; 69; is this the president’s sophomore tour?

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I warned you legalizing gay marriage was a slippery slope. Now we’ve got our president pleasuring fish!

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Can’t say I blame the fish. I too thought he was a pretty suave dude when I saw him in person a few years ago.

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Louie: Hey I thought you said Troy McClure was dead.
Fat Tony: No, what I said was, “he sleeps with the fishes.”

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Also from this tour… a gif from the Jezebel story about it:

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I’ve seen worse…

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“Woah – I was Lewinsky’d.”

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He was on the receiving end, wasn’t he Bill-ed?

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One little thing that he did up there…

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That was some great writing by wonkette! I’m checking the site.

Could someone clarify: I swear it sounds like, at about 25 seconds in, he says, “That’s my fucking fish right there!”