If only I had a dollar for every time I tried that.
....ends up with sperm distributed oddly around its body....
I think I knew a couple of guys like that in high school.
For the first time ever, it’s possible to say “These guys are literally fucked in the head” and have it be 100% accurate.
I was just thinking about the time I was at a fair and there was an elephant who was quite aroused.
There was a sign advertising elephant rides, but no one was taking them up on the offer.
“GFY.”
“Okay.”
And people always wonder why I start laughing hysterically at arguments involving claims that some banal sex act or other is ‘unnatural’…
The most dedicated human perverts have nothing on what counts as just another day at the office among various other organisms.
I would like to know what your definition of banal is.
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