jlw — 2014-05-27T09:18:56-04:00 — #1
ironedithkidd — 2014-05-27T10:36:05-04:00 — #2
The Misadventures of Florida Man: America's Worst Superhero pretty much writes itself. Why isn't this at least a comic by now?
ethicalcannibal — 2014-05-27T11:15:54-04:00 — #3
This is an old story from the 80's and I have no idea if it's true. A guy I met, through a buddy, who'd been to in-patient rehab had been drinking. He saw a cop car sitting in an intersection with it's lights on, and nobody in it. Guy thought it was a good idea to sit in the car, flip the radio's on, and start singing, "Here piggy piggy piggy!" into the radio.
The story ended with, "And that's why I ended up in rehab."
Of course, nowadays, the cops would just shoot you or something.
l_mariachi — 2014-05-28T19:59:19-04:00 — #4
This is kind of unfair. The man sounds like he’s not all there, but generally when you steal a running car you don’t get in the passenger side.
redesigned — 2014-05-28T20:46:34-04:00 — #5
Florida, stop hogging all the crazy!
jlw — 2014-06-01T09:18:58-04:00 — #6
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