Gentleman accuses girlfriend of sleeping with entire Wu Tang Clan

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I feel as if I should take this opportunity to state that, hey, Method Man? GZA? If either of you wanna give this gal a call, I’m totally available.

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These “Judge” shows are best enjoyed on the kind of sick day when you’re confined to the couch and on some SERIOUS meds.

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“Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nuttin ta Fuck Wit!”

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If I thought my SO slept with all of Wu Tang I’d be like:

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Even with context, the moment where Wu-tang was mentioned caused me to lol a bit.

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Or just smoke a fat bowl and wear your comfiest undies and get out the Cheetos.

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“Your honor, the defense rests.”

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Honestly - who among us can say that they have not slept with the entire Wu Tang Clan?

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Hip Hop Family Tree is going to be pretty strange this week.

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For some unknown reason, whenever their little (11 mos) brother comes crawling into the room, his older brother and sister say “Here comes a gentleman!” and laugh.

They claim to have gotten this expression from me, but I deny authorship. Wish I could truthfully claim otherwise.

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TIL “bus down behavior.”

I think it adds a nice touch of absurdity and snark to these sort of posts.

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Sorry, it’s a package deal. You can’t just pick and choose.

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I’m okay with that.

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