Heh. Unfortunately, though, it seems to me that a dog endowed with the ability to read and understand the gag would also feel the occasional sorrows that come with discourse of reason.
"They walk to and fro saying 'Ha Ha!'. But do they know anything about A? They don't. It's just three sticks to them. But to the Educated - mark this, little Piglet - to the Educated, not meaning Poohs and Piglets, it's a great and glorious A. Not," he added, "just something that anybody can come and breathe on."
And yes, as it happens I am a riot at parties. Why do you ask?