doctorow at June 23rd, 2014 15:00 — #1
daneel at June 23rd, 2014 15:02 — #2
Alternatively, for MRAs.
andy_hilmer at June 23rd, 2014 15:15 — #3
Aren't there too many numbers and useful symbols on that thing?
tacochucks at June 23rd, 2014 15:25 — #4
The caps lock button being so huge is a nice touch.
mister44 at June 23rd, 2014 15:28 — #5
I kinda thought there should be one of those red buttons under a flip shield for turning cap locks off.
steampunkbanana at June 23rd, 2014 15:33 — #6
WHY WOULD YOU TURN IT OFF? YOU MUST WAKE THE SHEEPLE!
Must. Wake. Sheeple.
fuzzyfungus at June 23rd, 2014 15:46 — #7
You can't really explore the Biblical Number Codes that the illuminati use to control the stock market and (along with the gnomes of Zurich) finance the satanic NWO without number keys, can you?
And, really, can you be a conspiracy theorist in good standing without knowing that every symbol(with the possible exception of the deliberate misinformation that Their propaganda instills in the population) is a useful symbol, layered endlessly deep with sinister meanings upon meanings, occult connections and influences, 'nonexistent' programs, suppressed truths about the patterns of our world...
andy_hilmer at June 23rd, 2014 15:56 — #8
Still, I think that only requires a "3", a "5", a "7", and a "0,000" key. We're not talking Kabballah, here.
joey_bladb at June 23rd, 2014 16:00 — #9
They could tailor it to hippie conspiracy theorists with the addition of "GMO" and "Fukushima" keys.
boundegar at June 23rd, 2014 16:30 — #10
Pretty sure Fukushima was real.
mister44 at June 23rd, 2014 16:34 — #11
I think gays and Jews are real too. Or is that just what THEY want me to think?
boundegar at June 23rd, 2014 16:36 — #12
I dunno, the Jews could be actors, but I'm 100% sure of the gays.
jandrese at June 23rd, 2014 16:42 — #13
I don't understand why it would have a capslock button in the first place. Wouldn't it be hardwired to always be in capslock mode? Lower case is for weak minds easily molded by government satellite beams and HAARP.
andy_hilmer at June 23rd, 2014 17:29 — #14
If anything it would have a caps-pause button. A tiny one.
willondon at June 23rd, 2014 23:16 — #15
I immediately looked to see who got the space bar.
chellberty at June 23rd, 2014 23:30 — #16
Green: I have heard MHRM or MRAs use in various context.
Yellow: things I have heard explained but not used by the before mentioned groups.
Red: those are NOT MRA they are pickup artists terms and they are a bunch of douchebags in my opinion.
there is NO evidence connecting those groups.
It is inordinately offensive the way the media for example slanderously tried to connect Eliot Rodgers to Men's rights activism because there is no connection at all.
here is indepth analysis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E35YR3DGClY
-PS Zionist ≠ Jew as there is Christian Zionism
petzl at June 24th, 2014 04:17 — #17
A conspiracy keyboard without a dedicated 9/11 key?
This key is indespensible. (Presumably, with the shift key value being WTC7.)
Bro, do u even conspiracy?
boundegar at June 24th, 2014 07:36 — #18
Well you analyzed the hell out of that joke.
rexdude at June 24th, 2014 08:25 — #19
What's the one about Islam? Unless you equate any criticism of the religion with 'Islamophobia', or wilfully confound criticism of Islam the religion as equal to criticism of Muslims the people.
the_borderer at June 24th, 2014 08:29 — #20
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