#1 By: Rob Beschizza, December 31st, 2013 12:52
#2 By: fuzzyfuzzyfungus, December 31st, 2013 13:00
Why does Senator Stockman hate America so much? Tearing food from the mouths of the children of America's defense contractors by buying cheap commie guns? For shame...
#3 By: James_Agenbroad, December 31st, 2013 13:13
Perhaps the US based defense contractors have......UNIONS. So adherence to the gospel of free markets requires them to buy from manufacturers who can pay the peons what they're REALLY worth..(nearly nothing) /vicious sarcasm.
#4 By: Ray Cornwall, December 31st, 2013 13:29
If you separate the joke from all the damage that AKs do to the human condition, it's kinda funny. Kind of like a well-told Holocaust joke, or a pun about slavery.
#5 By: c, December 31st, 2013 13:34
If you think this is offensive, you should see the methods they use to extract tears from liberals at the factory.
#6 By: Fascinoma, December 31st, 2013 13:35
It's not torture until the UN derides you for doing it! And who listens to those hippies, anyways?
#7 By: Jason Andresen, December 31st, 2013 13:46
He apparently lubricates his weapons with tears, so those taking food from the mouths of babies makes sense.
#8 By: Acer Platanoides , December 31st, 2013 13:51
guns and lube, yep thats Texas.
why is america always shoving things down his throat, amirite?
#9 By: Jason Andresen, December 31st, 2013 13:53
The crazy thing is, this plays great for his base.
"I lubricate my freedom with the sorrow of parents who's children were gunned down at school!"
audience explodes in cheers
#10 By: fuzzyfuzzyfungus, December 31st, 2013 13:59
'Compassionate Conservatism' is for RHINOs and squishes.
#11 By: Charlie Knoles, December 31st, 2013 14:15
What's the significance of the spring thing being sold on Amazon?
#12 By: The Left Populist, December 31st, 2013 14:22
More evidence of right wing stupidity from the USA, WOW!
Why is BoingBoing posting this? its not the dumbest thing ive seen right wingers do, not that funny, shrug, this is a pretty boring post actually.
#13 By: millie fink, December 31st, 2013 14:30
I took it as Rob's sardonic followup to his pointing out in the post that salty tears will rust metal springs, rather than lubricating them, thus calling for replacement (all of which points out the inaptness of the "Liberal tears lubricate my guns" metaphor).
#14 By: Rob Beschizza, December 31st, 2013 14:34
Because it's there.
#15 By: Snowlark, December 31st, 2013 14:38
Liberal tears? Pffff. Any wise gun owner knows that the best tears are sourced from the family members of school shooting victims. Even today, Newtown, CT and Aurora, CO are still producing some of the freshest tears on the market.
#16 By: Kip T W, December 31st, 2013 14:48
Silly hippies, always caring about youthful murder victims and their families.
#17 By: Brian Sizemore, December 31st, 2013 15:09
Just to point this out, BB is a personally run blog - it's not here for your amusement. If you find it wonderful great, if not there are other blogs.
#18 By: Mister44, December 31st, 2013 15:19
Obviously this is a left wing conspiracy and a trap. Clearly these are tears of joy from knowing that anyone using them as lube is going to rust the bejesus out of their gun.
#19 By: Eksrae, December 31st, 2013 15:36
From a purely comedic standpoint, it is kinda funny.
#20 By: Charles Statman, December 31st, 2013 15:54
who cleans or lubricates AK's? They were built to be reliable in any conditions. Heck, I heard they dug up recently deceased Mikhail and put him back to work too. THAT reliable. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikhail_Kalashnikov
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