pesco at April 2nd, 2014 19:32 — #1
crenquis at April 2nd, 2014 19:43 — #2
Kick back is a bitch... Tried to explain that to my mother who (at 80+ yrs) would go out with her little electric chainsaw to cut up branches -- she did fine with the saw, although her last foray led to a stroke.
randywalters at April 2nd, 2014 19:44 — #3
Remember, kids... a power tool is not a toy.
nixiebunny at April 2nd, 2014 19:58 — #4
May we have an X-ray image of a unicorn now, please?
pesco at April 2nd, 2014 20:21 — #5
prestonsturges at April 2nd, 2014 20:44 — #6
Great album cover, don't change a thing, not even the lettering.
eksrae at April 2nd, 2014 20:46 — #7
This is why we wear safety glasses, people.
teknocholer at April 2nd, 2014 22:00 — #8
mtdna at April 2nd, 2014 22:08 — #9
WTF Natural Selection? I thought you were supposed handle this.
boundegar at April 2nd, 2014 22:56 — #10
I really hope Valentine released his own x-ray, because if the doctors just said, "Whoa, cool! Let's put it on Reddit..."
prestonsturges at April 2nd, 2014 23:10 — #11
Now, that was this one.
Best Spring Break ever!
awjt at April 3rd, 2014 00:56 — #12
One TINY edit: Change L to LP. Otherwise, YES.
trent_baker at April 3rd, 2014 02:11 — #13
That guy should go buy a lottery ticket.
knoxblox at April 3rd, 2014 06:06 — #14
Well, you gotta give him credit for trying to avoid the power lines.
bcsizemo at April 3rd, 2014 11:09 — #15
Just pointing this out, the anatomy of the cutting end of a chainsaw is bar, chain, and cutters.
His coworkers held the blade in place until medics took over.
Chainsaws do not have "blades". You do not sharpen the "blade", you sharpen chain.
rasmussen_bryan at April 3rd, 2014 20:40 — #16
If you want a job done right, call Leatherface.
mocon at April 3rd, 2014 21:52 — #17
I am curious as to the clinical indication for the x-ray.
'There seems to be some anomaly in this man's neck... better get an x-ray to parse it out.'
'F@ck it, he has insurance. Let's be awesome!'
bobo at April 4th, 2014 00:15 — #18
Extent of bony damage prior to heading to surgery? Fragments of said bone or chain or foreign materials that should be sought during surgery?
Yeah, it's pretty obvious that he's got a wee bit of a foreign body and I'm guessing a fair bit of tissue trauma just from an external examination, but I'd sure as fuck want a bit of an inside glance before I headed into that mess if I was the surgeon on that case...
dloburns at April 4th, 2014 01:13 — #19
Just to even see if he has wood splinters in there too.
awjt at April 4th, 2014 02:38 — #20
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