beschizza at April 29th, 2014 19:46 — #1
How'd a nitwit like me get so tasteful?
johnnywhiplash at April 29th, 2014 20:04 — #2
nickyg at April 29th, 2014 20:14 — #3
Hey Rob -- is this on top of your daily 1000mg of Television Spoilers and 500mg of Teenage Female Breast Illustration Fury?
I keed I keed. Please don't ban me again, I just got back!
kaibeezytentroy at April 29th, 2014 20:23 — #4
cunk at April 29th, 2014 20:26 — #5
jeremy_ at April 29th, 2014 20:34 — #6
That's very cool, Beschizza, but that's nothing. Look at this:
Egg shell. With Romalian type. Whaddaya think?
buddybradley at April 29th, 2014 20:36 — #7
Side effects may include: refined snark, increased consumption of BBC News/Daily Mail, Goomba hallucinations, and an ability to identify subtle differences between the Canon EOS 6D and the Sony SLT-A99.
skeptic at April 29th, 2014 20:41 — #8
What is this "printers" you speak of? Are these 3D printed out of sugar, plastic, metal, needle felt, alpha cellulose, banana peels?
chellberty at April 29th, 2014 21:32 — #9
Good news, everyone! It's a suppository.
actionabe at April 29th, 2014 21:32 — #10
Came here for the American Psycho references. Was not disappointed.
stephen_schenck at April 29th, 2014 21:32 — #11
Can anyone recommend a place that does proper intaglio raised-ink single-color business cards at a non-bank-breaking price?
I want raised ink but I absolutely despise the half-assed thermographic process.
acerplatanoides at April 29th, 2014 21:47 — #12
danegeld at April 29th, 2014 21:48 — #13
I think I'll skip the choice between egg-shell and bone, and move straight to murdering homeless people in the street, and feeding cats into ATMs.
jerwin at April 29th, 2014 22:35 — #14
Does the card actually weigh 1500 mg?
kutulhumythos at April 29th, 2014 22:59 — #15
Still the best damn sponsored link BB ever had.
funruly at April 29th, 2014 23:32 — #16
If you think the front is fancy, wait till you see the obverse...
niktemadur at April 29th, 2014 23:36 — #17
Not for pregnant women or people with high blood pressure.
Do not drive heavy machinery while under the influence of Beschizza.
If depression or suicidal thoughts occur, consult Beschizza's supervisor immediately.
redesigned at April 29th, 2014 23:36 — #18
weren't these supposed to be blue and diamond shaped?
mtdna at April 29th, 2014 23:41 — #19
Mine weigh 1437mg. For reference, a US penny is about 3000mg, so about two business cards.
mister44 at April 30th, 2014 00:12 — #20
No one has actually posted it yet:
For my letter head I put it actually on a card stock. Made the envelopes fat and the paper really stood out. Smooth surface for writing/drawing.
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