beschizza at March 12th, 2014 12:02 — #1
old at March 12th, 2014 12:22 — #2
If there is anyone on this planet who could broker a truce, it's Dennis Rodman.
ambiguity at March 12th, 2014 12:24 — #3
Yea, it's all fun and games, until you get bleeted out of existence....
brainspore at March 12th, 2014 12:26 — #4
Genetic engineers have been putting spider genes in goats for years. ON PURPOSE. We are fucked.
spunkytws at March 12th, 2014 12:45 — #5
I can't say I was that concerned. I know too well what we're up against.
andrewsi at March 12th, 2014 12:46 — #6
It's clearly a cover-up. The government knows all about the upcoming Goat War, and is taking great pains to hide it. The truth must get out, people!
noahdjango at March 12th, 2014 12:52 — #7
this newspaper seems unclear about the difference between a statement and a question.
but anyway, y'all are approaching this all wrong. none of this has anything to do with four-legged animals. everyone knows that World War 3 will be the Greatest Of All Time.
peterk at March 12th, 2014 12:53 — #8
We at Boing Boing would like to not apologize for cropping some seemingly unrelated woman into the story.
katjakat at March 12th, 2014 12:53 — #9
It's coming. Don't you doubt it. It's coming I tell you!
peterk at March 12th, 2014 13:02 — #10
Also, Spider Goats:
failquail at March 12th, 2014 13:09 — #11
goat war? They're dangerous buggers
acerplatanoides at March 12th, 2014 13:10 — #12
ratel at March 12th, 2014 13:11 — #13
This would never have happened if Obama hadn't damaged the dignity of the Presidency by appearing on an internet talk show.
crenquis at March 12th, 2014 13:11 — #14
I first read that as goat stimulator. I thought "finally something for the farm boys".
failquail at March 12th, 2014 13:17 — #15
Time to start working on spiderpigs
tribune at March 12th, 2014 13:20 — #16
capnmarrrrk at March 12th, 2014 13:24 — #17
I was just about to come in and drop some snark and this image stopped me dead. All other snark is hereby trumped by this grim view of the future.
lorq at March 12th, 2014 13:52 — #18
Fortunately Boing Boing has already alerted us about the inherent evil of goats:
generic_name at March 12th, 2014 14:13 — #19
I, for one, welcome our new cloven-hoofed overlords.
(there, that's out of the way.)
sockdoll at March 12th, 2014 14:49 — #20
Somebody forgot the first rule of Goat War...
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