Odd billboard that advertises blinged-out cock rings

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I found their TV commercial!

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It only now occurs to me that somewhere out there must be at least one kinky couple who actually integrated that idea into their wedding ceremony.

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Does this cock ring make me look fat?

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Arenā€™t they sort of supposed to?

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Grad school art project?

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ā€œNew and usedā€¦ā€

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So, I used to be in a very large activity group that was mostly gay men. (Long story, obviously.) At a convention one year, one of my closer friends in the group suggested I wear a leather bracelet with a snap closure he had to the leather event (not my scene, and didnā€™t know such a thing was going to happen, so I didnā€™t have anything of my own). Only at the end of the evening, when I returned it, did he tell me what I was actually wearing.

Somehow, we remained friends after that.

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problem is: thatā€™s just how clint looks.
thereā€™s really no way to know whatā€™s going on in his head
itā€™s like the opposite of botox

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ā€œAny-cockā€™ll-do!ā€

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Well, this is exactly the kind of thing I would expect to see in a town called ā€œTwisp.ā€

(Fine place really. Iā€™ve been thereā€¦and Iā€™ve never forgotten the name.)

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Curiously it does not list the costā€¦

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Itā€™s the EULA that you have to agree to before you get the cockrings that gets ya the best sex once and a lifetime of trying to recapture it.

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While Iā€™m ashamed(?) to say I have no idea what this bracelet was or what the ā€œsuch a thingā€ was that happenedā€¦ I canā€™t decide if I want to ask or not.

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Ken Carson approves of this.

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Uh, OK. Not sure where heā€™s going with that though.

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Thanks for clearing that up, Sir or Madam.

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ā€œI am everywhere. I am inside each and every single one of you. Just look in and I will be there waving out at ya, naked wearing only a cock ring, heh, heh, heh. Wow, time flies when youā€™re on the run.ā€ ā€“ Hard Harry, Pump Up the Volume

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He is mostly into the whole scene than actually wearing the ring.

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A long, long time ago, I chanced upon someone else photos (Iā€™m not telling how) that showed a little leather contraption in use, with a snap closure, that, uh, like the Maidenform bra, would lift and separate the ā€˜two vegā€™.

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