Pig shit doesnāt smell like dog shit or horse shit or cow shit. Pig shit stiiinks.
Those things are designed to be hosed outā¦if you look at the pictureā¦I think thatās a drain hole in the floorboard.
After they took the pig to the station, the cops intended to make it squeal, hoping for a loin on some corrupt pork-barreling politicians. But the pig blended in too well with the other police and managed to escape. If recaptured they will be taking the pig straight to the state pen.
Iām not ready to declare this the best thing thatās happened all week, but Iām leaning that way.
No professional courtesy.
As someone who once had his office broken into and shat upon by the thief, I can attest that it is not uncommon for perps to leave a fecal calling card.
Iām pretty sure thatās exactly what it would look like if I were placed in the same seat.
I doubt that was the dirtiest thing that ever happened in that backseat
Good thing it wasnāt a black pig.
I love the picture. Heās saying, āThey may have caught me, but Iām still ready to party!ā.
If they count the mere presence of a pig as āterrorā, they need to get a life. Preferably their own.
I donāt count the presence of a pig as āterrorā, rather, potential bacon.
I wish all police-related stories were like this.
I read that as the āahhhhā face while releasing his bowels towards the door.
Thereās either a poem or a country and western song in this story, maybe both.
Good thing it wasnāt a hyenaā¦ I friend who worked in a zoo once told me that āHyenas have the stinkiest poo in the zoo.ā Which apparently is SAYING something.
