doctorow at February 24th, 2014 14:11 — #1
brettewg at February 24th, 2014 14:23 — #2
Meanwhile, somewhere on a poultry-focused bulletin board, pictures are being posted of humans who have backyard chickens with signs around their neck: "I don't clean the hen house very often" "I buy the cheapest possible food" and "I don't let the chickens out enough."
smut_clyde at February 24th, 2014 15:35 — #3
'I never cross the road.'
crenquis at February 24th, 2014 15:57 — #4
I told everybody that the sky is falling.
ackpht at February 24th, 2014 16:17 — #5
Dogs don't eat their own poop. It is the one thing they will not eat. They might eat another dog's poop, but not their own.
groundman at February 24th, 2014 16:30 — #6
Would you tell my dog that? Please?
brainspore at February 24th, 2014 16:58 — #7
'I chase cock all day long.'
alastor at February 24th, 2014 17:01 — #8
techdeviant at February 24th, 2014 17:56 — #9
I love it. This one is mine, though she is a different breed: Complaining Loudly
endotoxin at February 24th, 2014 17:57 — #10
Spoiler Alert: Roosters crow all the time. All day long and all night long. They're good for two things: fertilizing eggs and Coq au Vin.
smut_clyde at February 25th, 2014 16:40 — #11
'I let dinosaur-gait researchers stick a toilet plunger on my butt'.
markcyst at February 26th, 2014 06:08 — #12
Lookit me, I'm a highly evolved dinosaur who's survived extinction by being dumb and tasty. You hoomans are also a funny lot, shaming me when you're just trying to fatten me up to eat anyway.
doctorow at March 1st, 2014 14:11 — #13
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