doctorow — 2014-02-24T14:11:23-05:00 — #1
brettewg — 2014-02-24T14:23:04-05:00 — #2
Meanwhile, somewhere on a poultry-focused bulletin board, pictures are being posted of humans who have backyard chickens with signs around their neck: "I don't clean the hen house very often" "I buy the cheapest possible food" and "I don't let the chickens out enough."
smut_clyde — 2014-02-24T15:35:11-05:00 — #3
'I never cross the road.'
crenquis — 2014-02-24T15:57:10-05:00 — #4
I told everybody that the sky is falling.
ackpht — 2014-02-24T16:17:25-05:00 — #5
Dogs don't eat their own poop. It is the one thing they will not eat. They might eat another dog's poop, but not their own.
groundman — 2014-02-24T16:30:03-05:00 — #6
Would you tell my dog that? Please?
brainspore — 2014-02-24T16:58:18-05:00 — #7
'I chase cock all day long.'
alastor — 2014-02-24T17:01:17-05:00 — #8
techdeviant — 2014-02-24T17:56:36-05:00 — #9
I love it. This one is mine, though she is a different breed: Complaining Loudly
endotoxin — 2014-02-24T17:57:47-05:00 — #10
Spoiler Alert: Roosters crow all the time. All day long and all night long. They're good for two things: fertilizing eggs and Coq au Vin.
smut_clyde — 2014-02-25T16:40:57-05:00 — #11
'I let dinosaur-gait researchers stick a toilet plunger on my butt'.
markcyst — 2014-02-26T06:08:36-05:00 — #12
Lookit me, I'm a highly evolved dinosaur who's survived extinction by being dumb and tasty. You hoomans are also a funny lot, shaming me when you're just trying to fatten me up to eat anyway.
doctorow — 2014-03-01T14:11:37-05:00 — #13
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