#1 By: Cory Doctorow, February 24th, 2014 14:11
#2 By: Brett Lorenzen, February 24th, 2014 14:23
Meanwhile, somewhere on a poultry-focused bulletin board, pictures are being posted of humans who have backyard chickens with signs around their neck: "I don't clean the hen house very often" "I buy the cheapest possible food" and "I don't let the chickens out enough."
#3 By: Smut Clyde, February 24th, 2014 15:35
'I never cross the road.'
#4 By: Cary, February 24th, 2014 15:57
I told everybody that the sky is falling.
#5 By: Dan Patterson, February 24th, 2014 16:17
Dogs don't eat their own poop. It is the one thing they will not eat. They might eat another dog's poop, but not their own.
#6 By: Evan Thoms, February 24th, 2014 16:30
Would you tell my dog that? Please?
#7 By: Tim, February 24th, 2014 16:58
'I chase cock all day long.'
#8 By: Gregg Mitchell, February 24th, 2014 17:01
#9 By: Toni, February 24th, 2014 17:56
I love it. This one is mine, though she is a different breed: Complaining Loudly
#10 By: deaduncledave, February 24th, 2014 17:57
Spoiler Alert: Roosters crow all the time. All day long and all night long. They're good for two things: fertilizing eggs and Coq au Vin.
#11 By: Smut Clyde, February 25th, 2014 16:40
'I let dinosaur-gait researchers stick a toilet plunger on my butt'.
#12 By: MarkCyst, February 26th, 2014 06:08
Lookit me, I'm a highly evolved dinosaur who's survived extinction by being dumb and tasty. You hoomans are also a funny lot, shaming me when you're just trying to fatten me up to eat anyway.
#13 By: Cory Doctorow, March 1st, 2014 14:11
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