Great, you showed up to the presidential equivalent of a ribbon-cutting at a school. No one gives a damn about that or you slow-jamming the news with fawning celebrities.
We get it: you're just a regular, everyday, down-to-earth cool guy... Who's administration is setting new standards for lying, intrusiveness, abuse of power, smothering of constitutional rights and civil liberties, etc. etc.
Why don't you slow-jam the drone kill list or all the federal whistleblowers you're prosecuting?