Prosecutor Stephen Heymann told MIT that Aaron Swartz was like a rapist who blames his victim

I’d laugh if Aaron’s prosecutors died in a fire. To be clear: this isn’t a threat, it’s merely an expression of my feeling that these people are so horrible that I would celebrate their deaths.

Word. By the way, I take handfuls of complimentary mints because those bowls are never labelled with instructions on how many to take; just like JSTOR.

How else am I going to mask the smell of a lunchtime jug of beer from my overlords?

I only take big handfuls from the self-replicating mint buckets.

They don’t keep self-replicating after you get them home, do they? I don’t want to end up in a “Trouble With Tribbles”-type situation.

About time they got around to this. Why the delay? This case of “prosecutorial over-reach” was egregious, to put it euphemistically.

Drexler had it wrong: It’s Minty Goo we have to worry about!

The government has forsaken the values I cherish.

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