#1 By: Mark Frauenfelder, November 5th, 2013 17:25
#2 By: David Forbes, November 5th, 2013 17:35
At least the children were protected from this dangerous man's supply of narcotics.
#3 By: Jeff, November 5th, 2013 17:36
#4 By: Kevin Thoman, November 5th, 2013 17:38
#5 By: chgoliz, November 5th, 2013 17:38
There isn't one single detail of this story that isn't a gross violation of the law.
And the hospital (which acted illegally and without consent) is trying to get payment from -- you guessed it -- the victim.
Is Arizona spilling over into NM?
#6 By: Stefan Jones, November 5th, 2013 17:39
Hey, FREE COLONOSCOPY! Why is this guy complaining?
#7 By: Peregrinus Phoenix, November 5th, 2013 17:40
I know people who'd pay a lot of money for all that.
#8 By: Lyle Hopwood, November 5th, 2013 17:43
Well, among other reasons, he's complaining because they ARE charging him for it.
#9 By: Acer Platanoides , November 5th, 2013 17:44
I can think of a few people who should be made to pay for it
#10 By: Gloster, November 5th, 2013 17:44
O beautiful for stop and frisk,
Big Brother's spying game,
For indefinite detainment
And anal probing pain!
#11 By: c, November 5th, 2013 17:46
Now that's some expensive shit.
#12 By: gilbert wham, November 5th, 2013 17:51
#13 By: TheMetalPedant, November 5th, 2013 17:51
I just...what in the....what? So all of these thought processes had to occur:
- Cop: "That guy looks a little clenchy. Could be gas, but better try to get a warrant to look in his ass."
- Judge: "You want a warrant to search someone's anus for a traffic stop? Maybe multiple medical procedures? Yeah, that seems reasonable."
- Doctors and nurses: "You want me to perform multiple enemas and then an invasive medical procedure against someone's will, and also for no medical reason? Yeah, sure, the Hippocratic oath probably covers that."
#14 By: Stefan Jones, November 5th, 2013 17:57
None of this would be necessary if we did what Clapper wanted, and never leave the house without an NSA tracking plug inserted up there. Because 9/11.
#15 By: Mike Robinson, November 5th, 2013 17:58
Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?!
#16 By: c, November 5th, 2013 18:00
"Appeared to be clenching his buttocks"?
Obviously the police can say whatever bullshit excuse they want for making a search.
#17 By: He who must not be named, November 5th, 2013 18:03
I think you'll find it's "fight a stranger in the alps"
#18 By: Charlie, November 5th, 2013 18:05
Given their oft-demonstrated proclivities, my buttocks are always clenched if there's an overtly "macho" officer of the law around.
#19 By: Pat Race, November 5th, 2013 18:06
Gah! That story made me clench my buttocks. I wonder if the cops and doctors involved will have to register as sex offenders.
#20 By: cosine, November 5th, 2013 18:18
Fuck the cops, they are doing exactly what is expected of them, it's the doctors involved I want to look in the eye.
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