#1 By: pesco, July 16th, 2013 13:07
Poizen Industries' umbrella that looks like a rifle is probably a bad idea. But if you must. (Thanks, Sylvia Thompson!) READ THE REST
#2 By: Frank_Xavior, July 16th, 2013 13:21
if the sheathe covered the gun bits, it would sell alot more.
once its in umprella mode everyone will know its cool.
its when your walking around with it on your back waiting for it to rain that somebody will call the cops. pity
also i've seen kitana umbrellas that were rad as hell too
#3 By: Tristan Eldritch , July 16th, 2013 13:32
Don't go near Alex Cox with one at any rate.
#4 By: Gabe Oakes, July 16th, 2013 13:55
Since there's been cases of the cops being called about the sword handle unbrellas, this strikes me as a possible terminally bad idea.
#5 By: dculberson, July 16th, 2013 14:08
It's a well disguised weapon. It goes with the disguised pistol from an a**hole:
(from here: http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84 )
#6 By: Tim, July 16th, 2013 14:15
"I'll take a dozen!"
#7 By: fuzzyfuzzyfungus, July 16th, 2013 14:43
Does it make the distinctive Garand 'ping' noise when you open it?
#8 By: redfood, July 16th, 2013 15:54
I used to have a umbrella with a shoulder strap like that - it was great to be able to sling the umbrella over your back and have your hands free.
Aside from the strap it was a normal umbrella (it didn't try to look like a gun) - even so I would occasionally get strange looks and double takes.
#9 By: Smoobly Renfrew, July 16th, 2013 17:15
My umbrella also has a strap like that, and it too is great to carry hands-free. Nor does mine look like a rifle when closed. It does look like a katana (Samurai sword), complete with wrapped hilt. But it's still just an umbrella.
#10 By: Mister44, July 16th, 2013 17:31
I'd rather have one with a glowing tube like the ones in Blade Runner.
#11 By: Jeff Atwood, July 16th, 2013 18:23
You are in luck
In the pre-apocalyptic future, the air is thick and dark and rainy. Stay dry on your walk to your favorite noodle shop with this umbrella, featuring a lighted shaft to guide the way through the darkness.
#12 By: Me D, July 16th, 2013 19:07
Jesus, this will get people killed. It WILL happen. It's just a question of time.
#13 By: Me D, July 16th, 2013 19:09
Why in hell would you want to carry something like that? Is there a GOOD reason to deliberately carry something that will make other people worry that you may be some kind of dangerous deranged psycho? Don't give me any cr*p about rights...is there a GOOD reason for it? Does it benefit you or someone else in any way for you to knowingly and deliberately do something that you know will make other people afraid? Or are you just a frigging idiot?
#14 By: bryan, July 16th, 2013 20:07
My bass is a Steinberger knockoff. In its leather gig bag it looks a lot like a shotgun. Might be time to accessorize.
#15 By: Jewels Vern, July 16th, 2013 20:15
That is an AMAZINGLY bad idea!
#16 By: Petr Kratoska, July 18th, 2013 00:47
Reminds me of that scene in Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf.
#17 By: CLamb, July 18th, 2013 11:10
Reminds me of this shield pistol
#18 By: pesco, July 21st, 2013 13:07
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