#1 By: Rob Beschizza, December 25th, 2013 10:35
#2 By: fuzzyfuzzyfungus, December 25th, 2013 10:47
We are still waiting on the exact number of trespassing, breaking and entering, child voyeurism, and other charges to be filed against St. Nicholas, as the local judicial system has temporarily ground to a halt under the load; but sources familiar with the situation say that "He'll be pretty damn sorry he's immortal well before his sentence is over..."
In other news, Faerieland's typically fey Ministry of Foreign Affairs issued an uncharacteristically blunt demand that Santa be delivered to stand trial on charges related to his alleged polar Elven slave factories.
#3 By: Stu, December 25th, 2013 11:59
Since this seems to be Merry Pedant Day here on the boards, I'll do my part -- corrected headline is: Santa detained in 2011
Thanks to BB for another great year! Happy Happy Joy Joy to Rob, Xeni, David, Mark, Cory, Maggie, Jason, Dean, Ken, Eric, and all your magnificent others.
#4 By: chgoliz, December 25th, 2013 12:16
"Elf's Lament" by Barenaked Ladies
#5 By: Fascinoma, December 25th, 2013 13:05
They must've sent him to Guantanamo, I haven't gotten presents from Santa in two years!
#6 By: gilbert wham, December 25th, 2013 20:27
Hmm. Yes, this explains a lot...
#7 By: v_hammer, December 26th, 2013 08:06
Oops, that's in my country.
#8 By: Rob Beschizza, December 30th, 2013 10:33
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