#1 By: Maggie Koerth-Baker, July 26th, 2013 15:49
#2 By: Jorpho, July 26th, 2013 16:01
Bearing in mind the previous Scientifically accurate Spider-Man (which was rather far from scientifically accurate, in the end), I just know this is going to contain at least three references to corkscrew penises and/or rape, and am thus disinclined to watch.
#3 By: retchdog, July 26th, 2013 16:28
With regard to the `simple digestive system' fact: I've been told that it used to be a childhood pastime to feed a duck a greased piece of meat tied to a string, which the duck would pass almost immediately, and then pull the string through and feed the meat to another duck, and another, and so on. This would form a chain of ducks (a duck centipede, if you will) that you could lead around.
#4 By: Jason Andresen, July 26th, 2013 16:36
Add in "ducks are cannibals" and you have every joke in that overlong video.
#5 By: Jim_Campbell, July 26th, 2013 16:40
Isn't that thing about your head exploding in space scientifically inaccurate?
#6 By: Peregrinus Phoenix, July 26th, 2013 19:21
Swell. So when I stopped traffic on the Mall in London this morning, and assisted a duck and her four 'lings to cross the six lane road (a policeman stopped to help me), I actually did Nature a disservice.
#7 By: MisterJayEm, July 26th, 2013 21:01
A bit too much anthropomorphic rape for my tastes...
#8 By: Ladyfingers, July 26th, 2013 22:28
#9 By: apoxia, July 27th, 2013 02:28
Since I have lived in a house with a stream in the backyard I have indeed learned how awful ducks truly are. But their babies are still number two on my cutest baby animals list (kittens are number one of course).
#10 By: Jim_Campbell, July 27th, 2013 10:46
you know the ORIGINAL disney duck Donald was a real jerk in those early cartoons. That was his main thing.
#11 By: John_Cattley, July 27th, 2013 12:18
OK, that wasn't just NSFW, that was NSFL. And you retroactively ruined my childhood.
#12 By: CLamb, July 27th, 2013 15:16
I heard this as feeding a piece of salted pork to a goose.
#13 By: CLamb, July 27th, 2013 15:17
So is ducks wearing clothes.
#14 By: Maggie Koerth-Baker, July 31st, 2013 15:50
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