maggiekb — 2013-07-26T15:49:59-04:00 — #1
jorpho — 2013-07-26T16:01:52-04:00 — #2
Bearing in mind the previous Scientifically accurate Spider-Man (which was rather far from scientifically accurate, in the end), I just know this is going to contain at least three references to corkscrew penises and/or rape, and am thus disinclined to watch.
retchdog — 2013-07-26T16:28:45-04:00 — #3
With regard to the `simple digestive system' fact: I've been told that it used to be a childhood pastime to feed a duck a greased piece of meat tied to a string, which the duck would pass almost immediately, and then pull the string through and feed the meat to another duck, and another, and so on. This would form a chain of ducks (a duck centipede, if you will) that you could lead around.
jandrese — 2013-07-26T16:36:51-04:00 — #4
Add in "ducks are cannibals" and you have every joke in that overlong video.
jim_campbell — 2013-07-26T16:40:15-04:00 — #5
Isn't that thing about your head exploding in space scientifically inaccurate?
peregrinus_bis — 2013-07-26T19:21:43-04:00 — #6
Swell. So when I stopped traffic on the Mall in London this morning, and assisted a duck and her four 'lings to cross the six lane road (a policeman stopped to help me), I actually did Nature a disservice.
misterjayem — 2013-07-26T21:01:04-04:00 — #7
A bit too much anthropomorphic rape for my tastes...
ladyfingers — 2013-07-26T22:28:17-04:00 — #8
apoxia — 2013-07-27T02:28:48-04:00 — #9
Since I have lived in a house with a stream in the backyard I have indeed learned how awful ducks truly are. But their babies are still number two on my cutest baby animals list (kittens are number one of course).
jim_campbell — 2013-07-27T10:46:59-04:00 — #10
you know the ORIGINAL disney duck Donald was a real jerk in those early cartoons. That was his main thing.
jaycatt7 — 2013-07-27T12:18:59-04:00 — #11
OK, that wasn't just NSFW, that was NSFL. And you retroactively ruined my childhood.
clamb — 2013-07-27T15:16:51-04:00 — #12
I heard this as feeding a piece of salted pork to a goose.
clamb — 2013-07-27T15:17:32-04:00 — #13
So is ducks wearing clothes.
maggiekb — 2013-07-31T15:50:03-04:00 — #14
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