maggiekb at July 26th, 2013 15:49 — #1
jorpho at July 26th, 2013 16:01 — #2
Bearing in mind the previous Scientifically accurate Spider-Man (which was rather far from scientifically accurate, in the end), I just know this is going to contain at least three references to corkscrew penises and/or rape, and am thus disinclined to watch.
retchdog at July 26th, 2013 16:28 — #3
With regard to the `simple digestive system' fact: I've been told that it used to be a childhood pastime to feed a duck a greased piece of meat tied to a string, which the duck would pass almost immediately, and then pull the string through and feed the meat to another duck, and another, and so on. This would form a chain of ducks (a duck centipede, if you will) that you could lead around.
jandrese at July 26th, 2013 16:36 — #4
Add in "ducks are cannibals" and you have every joke in that overlong video.
jim_campbell at July 26th, 2013 16:40 — #5
Isn't that thing about your head exploding in space scientifically inaccurate?
peregrinus_bis at July 26th, 2013 19:21 — #6
Swell. So when I stopped traffic on the Mall in London this morning, and assisted a duck and her four 'lings to cross the six lane road (a policeman stopped to help me), I actually did Nature a disservice.
misterjayem at July 26th, 2013 21:01 — #7
A bit too much anthropomorphic rape for my tastes...
ladyfingers at July 26th, 2013 22:28 — #8
apoxia at July 27th, 2013 02:28 — #9
Since I have lived in a house with a stream in the backyard I have indeed learned how awful ducks truly are. But their babies are still number two on my cutest baby animals list (kittens are number one of course).
jim_campbell at July 27th, 2013 10:46 — #10
you know the ORIGINAL disney duck Donald was a real jerk in those early cartoons. That was his main thing.
jaycatt7 at July 27th, 2013 12:18 — #11
OK, that wasn't just NSFW, that was NSFL. And you retroactively ruined my childhood.
clamb at July 27th, 2013 15:16 — #12
I heard this as feeding a piece of salted pork to a goose.
clamb at July 27th, 2013 15:17 — #13
So is ducks wearing clothes.
maggiekb at July 31st, 2013 15:50 — #14
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