Sea lion drags fisherman from boat and drags him to the bottom of the bay

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Hey, that’s just what happens when you steal someone else’s lunch from the break room.

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Maybe it was just trying to have a civil discussion about certain statements he had made. What’s wrong with that?

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He was NOT “hospitalized for shock”

God dammit.

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Is that the sea lion that did it? He looks like a dick.

If I only had an eel…

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Finny bastard needs to have enough electricity run through him to turn him into seal ions!

(I don’t actually have anything against sea lions just wanted to make a joke. Go seals.)

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Well, they’re not called “sea kittens” for a reason, I guess.

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What’s yer beef?

Groan. Joke of the weak.

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Reminds me of this:

Just a reminder that simply because they look cute, doesn’t mean they’re not wild animals…

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One word: Sea “Lion”.

Well, they are godless killing machines. Wait, that’s bears. But still. And also, they smell.

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According to the San Diego Fire and Rescue Department according to the LA Times, he was:

He was taken to a hospital suffering from cuts to his hands and feet and from shock, according to the San Diego Fire and Rescue Department.

Now, does “hospitalized for n” connote something different from “taken to a hospital suffering from n”? Is that your beef? Or is there some diagnostic distinction that we plebes are not aware of that angers you so much you are unwilling to educate and instead scorn?

 

Maybe you need to take a deep centering breath 2 3 4, hold 2 3 4, release 2 3 4.

Let’s do it again: deep centering breath 2 3 4, hold 2 3 4, release 2 3 4.

 

There. Doesn’t that feel better?!

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Probably better than “See lion drag fisherman from boat.”

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perhaps @CannibalChicken thought it was shock in the fainting couch sense?

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Templeton the Sea Lion from E.B. White’s little-known early work, Charlotte’s Tidal Pool?

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Came here for a GamerGate reference. Was not disappointed.

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