beschizza at June 9th, 2014 10:52 — #1
spunkytws at June 9th, 2014 11:10 — #2
If it had been my house I have a feeling things might have taken an ugly turn when I said, "All I've got is fancy microbrewed stuff. That okay?"
teknocholer at June 9th, 2014 11:34 — #3
Of course, I immediately imagined her saying that with Helena's accent from Orphan Black.
awjt at June 9th, 2014 11:41 — #4
I saw an old episode of Cops or some show. They were chasing a guy in his pickup, driving erratically. They chased him for 30 minutes. Then they laid down spike strips and blew all his tires. He kept driving until the tires disintegrated off the rims. Then he drove on the rims. When those overheated, he slid off the road and into a ditch. When they peeled him out of his truck, he declared through inebriated sobs, "I need a beer!"
Drunks. There's no stoppin' em. Throw her in jail. She needs to sober up.
wrecksdart at June 9th, 2014 12:08 — #5
Well, I wonder what part of Flo...She's from Illinois?!? HAHA, Illinois sux! Yeah! What's up, Ill-A-Noying? HAHA!!!
What's that you say?
Florida man refuses judge's order, claims he is a sovereign state
andy_hilmer at June 9th, 2014 12:25 — #6
In post-Soviet diaspora, article of speech drink you.
dave01760 at June 9th, 2014 15:28 — #7
All she wanted was a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi.
thadboyd at June 9th, 2014 15:32 — #8
So that guy who called 911 seven times was telling the truth!
jardine at June 10th, 2014 01:31 — #9
And my mind just turns to Pepsi and I couldn't tell you why.
beschizza at June 14th, 2014 10:52 — #10
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