💖 🌖 🌔 Strategic Butts 🌖 🌔 💖

Yes, this thread is more than …a little behind

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Whenever an old acquaintance had a few two many, one could hear her uttering “That man’s nuts! Grab 'em!” off and on for the rest of the night…

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Don’t forget to check for lumps, gentlemen.

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Butt of Plenty

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Good thing I already decided against the polksa kielbasa tacos for lunch… In fact, I think I’m going to go all-veg today. Just found out my cholesterol is a little high, so thanks for the encouragement, errr whatever.

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It made me crave the hotdogs that mom would get from the butcher every once in a while…

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Between your jpgs and @milliefink’s gifs, this forum has the greatest collection on the intertoobs.

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This topic has been much much better than I ever thought it would be.

Witness the awesome power of (‿ˠ‿)

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Boing Boing Butts

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Guess what? Monkey Butt!

 

(I know, I know, they’re not monkeys. “Primate Butt” or “Ape Butt” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.)

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Took me a second or two…
Moar Moob.

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For all y’all in the northeast US

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Never gets old.

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