๐Ÿ’– ๐ŸŒ– ๐ŸŒ” Strategic Butts ๐ŸŒ– ๐ŸŒ” ๐Ÿ’–

Iโ€™ve never understood Tossed My Salad AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT EXPLAIN IT TO ME

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Straight from the Urban Dictionary:
tossed salad
A rather tasty salad typically comprising of lettuce, onions, tomatoes, cucumbers among many other vegetables, topped with a dressing of some sort.

Not so bad really โ€“ eye watering good.

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Isnโ€™t it a cross between goatse and a cunning linguist? (Oh hell, I went there didnโ€™t I?)

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Maybe we should get back to butts before this conversation gets out of handโ€ฆ

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Itโ€™s the bare necessity right now. :wink:

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So, you wanna see some bare assโ€ฆ

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Hey man, donโ€™t be an asshole

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As it is Valentineโ€™s Day this weekend, I will hold myself back from changing out the hearts in the title for full moons. 8-year-old me wants to do it so bad, though.

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Must be jelly 'cause jam donโ€™t shake like thatโ€ฆ

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When I first moved out to Burbank, CA I was greeted by a Stuart Andersonโ€™s Black A nus sign.

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Does a bear itch in the woods?


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:notes:Come on, let me see you shake your tail feather :notes:





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8-year-old me: โ€œDo it!โ€

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I compromised. :wink:

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Thereโ€™s nothing a bit of peer pressure canโ€™t corrupt.

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Itโ€™s beautiful!

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Robutt


Rofanny.

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Happy valentines or butts?



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