jlw at May 20th, 2014 12:17 — #1
simonize at May 20th, 2014 12:23 — #2
If he expected to get money out, can they bust him for solicitation of prostitution?
pishabh at May 20th, 2014 12:25 — #3
If the banks are fucking you, why not fuck them back?
angusm at May 20th, 2014 12:27 — #4
I just hope he remembered to make a withdrawal before making his deposit.
kpkpkp at May 20th, 2014 12:41 — #5
chellberty at May 20th, 2014 12:56 — #6
please insert card here is a little ambiguous.
crenquis at May 20th, 2014 13:15 — #7
I assume that Florida Man was vacationing in Tennessee.
ironedithkidd at May 20th, 2014 13:22 — #8
I have it on good authority that Tennessee Man is Florida Man's side-kick.
simonize at May 20th, 2014 13:33 — #9
Come on, you just KNOW that the picnic nick table was ASKING for it with that short tablecloth...
voxinspatium at May 20th, 2014 13:39 — #10
The tryst with the picnic table was just an attempt to make the ATM jealous.
crenquis at May 20th, 2014 13:54 — #11
I was curious what performing a "Tennessee man" Google news search would turn up -- not nearly as entertaining as Florida man.
However, this little tidbit caught my eye -- the pitchfork wielding hoodlum that tried to rob a Waffle House in GA just killed and robbed a guy in TN:
Waffle House pitchfork robber busted for murder in Tennessee - NY Daily News
jlw at May 20th, 2014 14:22 — #12
Florida Man is really letting us down this week. Oregon with 'high' elves and now Tennessee Man posts up a HUGE win. What is Florida Man doing? Vacationing?
boundegar at May 20th, 2014 14:45 — #13
They're all just subsets of the Onion's "Area Man" (Homo Regionis).
brainspore at May 20th, 2014 14:55 — #14
Of course he tried to use the ATM. The nearest Sperm Bank where he could see a teller in person was way out in Nashville.
listener43 at May 20th, 2014 16:07 — #15
Tennessee GENTLEman forces himself on ATM, picnic table.
madlibrarian at May 20th, 2014 18:02 — #16
immutable_mike at May 20th, 2014 23:17 — #17
I don't think it's a problem - it's just that the bar is being raised. Healthy competition is good for all of us.
jhertzli at May 21st, 2014 00:25 — #18
An affair with an ATM gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "machine screw."
If only John Sladek could live to see this...
jardine at May 21st, 2014 00:30 — #19
What about a TV? (probably nsfw)
jlw at May 25th, 2014 12:18 — #20
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