jlw — 2014-05-20T12:17:59-04:00 — #1
simonize — 2014-05-20T12:23:35-04:00 — #2
If he expected to get money out, can they bust him for solicitation of prostitution?
pishabh — 2014-05-20T12:25:50-04:00 — #3
If the banks are fucking you, why not fuck them back?
angusm — 2014-05-20T12:27:06-04:00 — #4
I just hope he remembered to make a withdrawal before making his deposit.
kpkpkp — 2014-05-20T12:41:19-04:00 — #5
chellberty — 2014-05-20T12:56:24-04:00 — #6
please insert card here is a little ambiguous.
crenquis — 2014-05-20T13:15:28-04:00 — #7
I assume that Florida Man was vacationing in Tennessee.
ironedithkidd — 2014-05-20T13:22:29-04:00 — #8
I have it on good authority that Tennessee Man is Florida Man's side-kick.
simonize — 2014-05-20T13:33:03-04:00 — #9
Come on, you just KNOW that the picnic nick table was ASKING for it with that short tablecloth...
voxinspatium — 2014-05-20T13:39:50-04:00 — #10
The tryst with the picnic table was just an attempt to make the ATM jealous.
crenquis — 2014-05-20T13:54:01-04:00 — #11
I was curious what performing a "Tennessee man" Google news search would turn up -- not nearly as entertaining as Florida man.
However, this little tidbit caught my eye -- the pitchfork wielding hoodlum that tried to rob a Waffle House in GA just killed and robbed a guy in TN:
Waffle House pitchfork robber busted for murder in Tennessee - NY Daily News
jlw — 2014-05-20T14:22:39-04:00 — #12
Florida Man is really letting us down this week. Oregon with 'high' elves and now Tennessee Man posts up a HUGE win. What is Florida Man doing? Vacationing?
boundegar — 2014-05-20T14:45:57-04:00 — #13
They're all just subsets of the Onion's "Area Man" (Homo Regionis).
brainspore — 2014-05-20T14:55:54-04:00 — #14
Of course he tried to use the ATM. The nearest Sperm Bank where he could see a teller in person was way out in Nashville.
listener43 — 2014-05-20T16:07:32-04:00 — #15
Tennessee GENTLEman forces himself on ATM, picnic table.
madlibrarian — 2014-05-20T18:02:39-04:00 — #16
immutable_mike — 2014-05-20T23:17:02-04:00 — #17
I don't think it's a problem - it's just that the bar is being raised. Healthy competition is good for all of us.
jhertzli — 2014-05-21T00:25:21-04:00 — #18
An affair with an ATM gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "machine screw."
If only John Sladek could live to see this...
jardine — 2014-05-21T00:30:30-04:00 — #19
What about a TV? (probably nsfw)
jlw — 2014-05-25T12:18:04-04:00 — #20
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