Tennessee man forces himself on an ATM, picnic table

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If he expected to get money out, can they bust him for solicitation of prostitution?

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If the banks are fucking you, why not fuck them back?

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I just hope he remembered to make a withdrawal before making his deposit.

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Eeewww!

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please insert card here is a little ambiguous.

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I assume that Florida Man was vacationing in Tennessee.

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I have it on good authority that Tennessee Man is Florida Man’s side-kick.

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Come on, you just KNOW that the picnic nick table was ASKING for it with that short tablecloth…

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The tryst with the picnic table was just an attempt to make the ATM jealous.

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I was curious what performing a “Tennessee man” Google news search would turn up – not nearly as entertaining as Florida man.
However, this little tidbit caught my eye – the pitchfork wielding hoodlum that tried to rob a Waffle House in GA just killed and robbed a guy in TN:
Waffle House pitchfork robber busted for murder in Tennessee - NY Daily News

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Florida Man is really letting us down this week. Oregon with ‘high’ elves and now Tennessee Man posts up a HUGE win. What is Florida Man doing? Vacationing?

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They’re all just subsets of the Onion’s “Area Man” (Homo Regionis).

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Of course he tried to use the ATM. The nearest Sperm Bank where he could see a teller in person was way out in Nashville.

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Tennessee GENTLEman forces himself on ATM, picnic table.

Thank you.

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Humping robot?

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I don’t think it’s a problem - it’s just that the bar is being raised. Healthy competition is good for all of us.

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An affair with an ATM gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “machine screw.”

If only John Sladek could live to see this…

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What about a TV? (probably nsfw)

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