Third boob likely a hoax

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Well, I, for one, am shocked.

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Well, thanks anyway, Rob, for keeping a-… no, too easy.

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The third boob is all of us who got taken by the story.

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Well, look, the idea that she was “tired of dating and wanted to make herself unattractive” is ridiculous (why spend $20K for a boob when you can spend $5 on a fake beard), and the idea of a reality show based around her third breast is. . . limited in scope.

My guess is this whole thing is a publicity stunt or performance art, maybe with the intention of promoting discussion/reassessment of standards of beauty, body modification, sexism, etc.

Fair enough.

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The concept that anyone would believe that an additional boob would REDUCE attraction and attention from men is ridiculous, regardless of the means or cost spent.

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In other news, Brooklyn Bridge not actually for sale, Nigerian Prince does not need to transfer money out of country, may be non-existant. Also, Pope Catholic.

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Oh I totally believe someone could think that. People are that dumb.

I suspect that there are more than a few people in the church hierarchy who aren’t too sure.

Nooooo!!! Say it ain’t so!!!

I am a fan of the title of this topic.
also Rob.

I figured it was real but more likely a fatty tumor rather than a surgical enhancement because I couldn’t imagine that any surgeon would perform such a surgery.

Personally I’m a four-boob man, I need the symmetry, plus it just seems more natural to have them lined up in rows like on all other non-primates; no mammal has an odd-number of mammary glands naturally.

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Looks like she’s already been out in public with the new boob.

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MINDBLOWN

When is the last time you tried to buy a fake beard, Mister?

I didn’t really buy her reasoning, but I didn’t think it was COMPLETELY impossible for somebody to want to do this (though yes, the thought of a plastic surgeon actually agreeing to it was a bit of a stretch). After all, the people on this list exist.

Unethical? We’ve been doing similar procedures in Nevada for years! Here’s a man who had it done in 1996.

Who are these plastic surgeons to tell a woman what she is or is not likely to have done to her own body?!