#1 By: Mark Frauenfelder, December 16th, 2013 15:29
#2 By: Keith_Ulysses_Welch, December 16th, 2013 15:46
Never confess! How often do people need to hear it?
#3 By: Suzanne, December 16th, 2013 16:08
Sounds like a clean arrest to me.
#4 By: rocketpj, December 16th, 2013 16:09
Never never never admit to anything ever when talking to the police.
Also, 1 month to test some soap? Sounds like bullshit punitive stuff to me. Hope their lawsuit wins and creates a disincentive.
#5 By: Keith_Ulysses_Welch, December 16th, 2013 16:09
The cops were probably hoping to confiscate the car. That's what the 'war on drugs' comes down to these days.
#6 By: gilbert wham, December 16th, 2013 16:12
#7 By: Joe Tory, December 16th, 2013 16:17
Never talk to police until they beat a confession out of you.
#8 By: IronEdithKidd, December 16th, 2013 16:22
The War on Drugs really needs a new name. How about the War on Civilians to Increase Revenue and Populate Prisons? We could probably squeeze something in there about racist motives, too.
#9 By: redesigned, December 16th, 2013 16:40
To be fair, one month is pretty quick when you consider how much soap they had to snort just to make sure.
#10 By: Melted_Crayons, December 16th, 2013 17:06
'Do you mind if I look in your car?'
Answer "No" and he searches your car.
Answer "Yes" and he searches your car.
Both of those responses are the wrong answer..
#11 By: Jardine, December 16th, 2013 17:08
"I do not consent to a search of my vehicle" and he brings in the K9 unit to "alert" on your car. Then he searches your car.
#12 By: Roger Krueger, December 16th, 2013 17:29
A month? Wow, in California the sentence for suspicious soap is only three days. (The time Germs drummer Don Bolles spent in jail before the field test on his Dr. Bronners was proved inaccurate back in 2007.)
#13 By: Jason Andresen, December 16th, 2013 17:45
Somehow I don't think we're getting the whole story here.
#14 By: Cary, December 16th, 2013 19:04
By that you mean that they probably were subjected to a strip search and cavity probe?
#15 By: marilove, December 16th, 2013 19:27
You're not serious, right? Because this shit is really common. They wanted to impoud the car, as someone above said. They make money from this shit.
#16 By: Tim, December 16th, 2013 19:32
Stupid cop. Drug dealers don't make their own soap… TERRORISTS do! Didn't you see Fight Club?
With enough soap, you could blow up the whole world. –Tyler Durden
#17 By: Paul Renault, December 16th, 2013 20:47
Jeepers, I drive a lot. And I 'hug the side of the lane'. Yeah, because it's quieter.
No really, try it.
#18 By: Melted_Crayons, December 16th, 2013 21:04
Drunks weave. Stoners hug the line.
#19 By: Steve Heath, December 16th, 2013 22:33
I wonder if people in other countries warn each other about American cops? When I was a kid many years ago I always heard that the cops in Mexico were really bad about stopping people for a shakedown. Now I know what they were talking about. It's like being out of the ordinary in any way and an American cops has Probable Cause. Probably cause he wants to see what he can get. Shit is getting real scary.
#20 By: Raybert, December 17th, 2013 03:47
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