Y’know, I haven’t spontaneously thought of the phrase ‘so much win’ in a long time.
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I have just two questions: Are you a horse? Or are you an elephant?
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Rye bread + fruit + correct flora in gut + oats + chillies = never stopped to think whether the train needs encouragement.
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Sort-of kind-of do this squat thing already. Just sit with fists under thighs.
Gonna wash my hands anyway, so why not use 'em?
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Now I’m imagining someone doing that pommel-horse move–an L sit, IIRC–on the toilet.
I’ve got no regrets.
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Ironically, IRL she died of a brain tumor a few years later.
“Du essen die scheiße”
The actress? Holy crap, that kind of sucks…
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But wouldn’t you like to leave something that will be admired for years to come?
Lloyds Bank coprolite
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Well, thanks, that’s mighty shitty of you!
I actually learned a lot from that, even in just this one sentence:
In 1991, paleoscatologist Andrew Jones made international news with his appraisal of the item for insurance purposes: “This is the most exciting piece of excrement I’ve ever seen. In its own way, it’s as valuable as the Crown Jewels”.
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In my own way, I can fly like Superman.
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In my way, I’m big in Japan.
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or that horrible Whopper they have out now…
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It seems you could get the same results wearing these:
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There’s football team themed corn chips for sale these days, the Seahawks themed ones will make ones poop an alarming shade of green.
Which is very very tasty. The bun’s infused with A1 flavor.
Honestly didn’t think anything could make me like celery less.
I was wrong…
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As a rule, I generally loathe advertising, so I figure I’m pretty well-placed to be able to say with authenticity:
#BEST AD EVER
Screw the potty.
I want Unicorn Poop Ice cream.
In an audioanimatronic dispenser at the 7/11.
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I would like that too
