Bill Nye is a superhero.
Bill Nye is a SUPER HERO, and I thought that first, you only wrote that first!
Damn it, now I need to go calculate exactly how trippy āfuckā might beā¦ this could take hours!!!
Iām thinking science or possibly math would be helpful.
Wait! What is the answer to the paint question? Itās from the top, right, the top?
God damn it. Now I want to paint something and see how it dries.
science and possibly math are algore conspiracies.
We are going to have to isolate our variables. If it is in a sunny location or an area with temp stratifications I would predict top. But without thoseā¦wouldnāt the increase in volatile gases near the top insulate it or increase pressure from off gassing more? Therefore the bottom will dry first?
I am of course assuming the gases are lighter than normal air.
Fuck it. paint a sphere in a vacuum in zero G. It all dries the same.
ā¦A sphere in a vacuum still has temperatureā¦ and if thereās a single light source, then thereās going to be a temperature gradient on its surface.
obviously no light, and we will have to surround it in a Dyson sphere made of neutron stars.
Isnāt that how all physicists assume the universe works? (Insert joke about Spherical Cow here).
I canāt remember who it was who coined the term (I have the feeling it was Von Neumann, because Feynman mentions this in his biography), but itās perfect for a physicist to say: āyouāre a spherical asshole, because you look like an asshole from every direction and orientation.ā
One of the best āMean Tweetsā videos Iāve watched. Letās all do cartwheels for voodoo!
(Opens notebook, jots quote down for future use).
Thank you >:)
Didnāt Algore battle Godzilla once?
Well itās alright but no Dawkins reading his hate mail, thatās in a different league.
First; assume a perfect sphere ā¦
āBecause most of the letters were written by religious fundamentalists, viewer discretion is advisedā
So much for āmy god gives me a moral compass. Youāre a hateful evil sinner without god.ā 
Algore rhythmically speaking, of course.
