WATCH: Teddy the porcupine grunts and squeaks over Halloween treats

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I have a sad feeling that Teddyā€™s vocalisations might be dubbed. Is nothing sacred??

Youā€™ve never heard of Teddy? Heā€™s great!

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Theyā€™re not. http://www.zooniversity.org/our-animals/teddy-bear-the-porcupine/ And people used to think giraffes didnā€™t make noise, either.

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Sounds ā€“ and looks ā€“ remarkably like Cousin Itt.

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I hope youā€™re right - but the cynic in me thinks the audio doesnā€™t sound right. I donā€™t want to be the one to ruin the fun, but if something sounds too cute to be real it probably is to cute to be real. Itā€™s like occamā€™s razor. Only, you know, a really cute razor.

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Iā€™m sure Teddyā€™s been on here before.

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No, itā€™s real. Just about everything with voice box, or even just things-to-rub-together, makes some sort of noise. Did you miss this? http://macaulaylibrary.org/audio/116944/justitia-longimanus-west-indian-furrow-lobster-howard-winn

Or this: http://macaulaylibrary.org/audio/47539 - which is the sound of the common porcupine, from the same place that I got the lobster sounds (which was on BB last year sometime).

This is basically the same noises my kid used to make whilst eating when she was little.

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Singer/Songwriter Bill Staines explains how this sound of a porcupine inspired the line ā€œand the porcupine talks to himselfā€ in his song A place in the choir. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHayfrUIJDM

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My cat makes similar noises sometimes.

(Has naked snuggies with porcupine) What could possibly go wrong?

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Sounds of pleasure? Heā€™s furious. Heā€™s saying, ā€œwhat is this rat bastard squash? I want candy, woman!ā€

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More than once. :sunny:

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I know it makes me sound like a big grump, but that doesnā€™t sound much like teddy - Iā€™m sure porcupines make plenty of sounds, but I donā€™t think they can ā€˜talkā€™. Iā€™ll wait until he gets on tv before Iā€™ll believe it - then Iā€™ll happily eat my hat!

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Ugh, I hate to admit it, but there is a teeny tiny chance that Iā€™m wrong - another entirely separate porcupine very briefly makes a similar noise in this video: http://youtu.be/BsRQpD1dXPM
But come on, teddy actually says ā€˜pumpkinā€™. That ainā€™t right!

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And this seems conclusive - teddy filmed by someone else: http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/mixmaster/2013/11/teddy_bear_the_talking_porcupi.php
I guess I just have to accept: I was wrong on the internet, where my porcupine-based shame will live on for all eternity. Now, whereā€™s my hat recipe book?

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Critters raised around hoomans tend to be more vocal ā€“ especially when they are encouraged as this lady does.

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