#1 By: Mark Frauenfelder, February 9th, 2014 20:41
#2 By: leicester, February 9th, 2014 20:51
Unnamed horrors, apparently.
#3 By: Eksrae, February 9th, 2014 20:56
Creepy and Creepier; buy the set.
#4 By: TimmoWarner, February 9th, 2014 21:05
To give them names is to give them power.
#5 By: Nick Gold, February 9th, 2014 21:15
Do The Children of the Corn have names?
#6 By: Pat Race, February 9th, 2014 21:18
Carl and Carol. Carl is not the kid I'd want to be stuck in a box with either.
#7 By: spejic, February 9th, 2014 21:19
It is not a request.
#8 By: Boundegar, February 9th, 2014 21:23
It's a trap. Like a stray cat, if you name them they're yours... forever.
#9 By: Sam Paul, February 9th, 2014 21:32
Last time I saw something that creepy it was chasing Karen Black around a house with a steak knife.
#10 By: knoxblox, February 9th, 2014 21:45
Napkin Tablecloth and Stodgy McFeltypants.
First thing to pop into my head.
#11 By: adonai, February 9th, 2014 22:20
#12 By: Soylent Plaid, February 9th, 2014 22:35
I name you Hansel and GetthefuckoutofhereyoucreepyfucksAHHHHH.
#13 By: Old, February 10th, 2014 00:06
Yikes! In black and white, that could pass for an old family photo of my dead ancestors.
#14 By: daneel, February 10th, 2014 00:39
I have no mouth and I must scream.
#15 By: Cary, February 10th, 2014 00:49
My first thought was:
rapey-Ole and Lena
#16 By: Stefan Jones, February 10th, 2014 01:19
I'd demand a Unicorn Chaser, but it would probably turn out to be a creepy smooth pink unicorn with menacing wall-eyes and a blunt, somewhat curved horn that makes you vaguely uncomfortable.
#17 By: Drabkikker, February 10th, 2014 01:53
#18 By: Neal, February 10th, 2014 03:48
Cereal Killer: FYI man, alright. You could sit at home, and do like absolutely nothing, and your name goes through like 17 computers a day. 1984? Yeah right, man. That's a typo. Orwell is here now. He's livin' large. We have no names, man. No names. We are nameless!
Crash and burn?
Cereal killer and Lord nikon?
#19 By: jake0748, February 10th, 2014 04:29
I was gonna go with Crabby and Crabbier.
#20 By: euansmith, February 10th, 2014 04:58
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