beschizza at October 27th, 2013 19:39 — #1
timmowarner at October 27th, 2013 20:03 — #2
Why do people make ALL their photos look like they're from the 1970s on purpose?
beschizza at October 27th, 2013 20:14 — #3
immutable_mike at October 27th, 2013 20:17 — #4
Wait, there's a real thing called a "pocket hose"? I'll have to file that one under "Euphemisms - Lost Opportunities"
stephen_schenck at October 27th, 2013 20:24 — #5
So, is this like a thinner-plastic-than-normal-hose inside a fabric sleeve? And here, the sleeve broke open? Awfully hard to tell just what I'm seeing.
timmowarner at October 27th, 2013 20:25 — #6
pjcamp at October 27th, 2013 20:28 — #7
Is this at your mud brick house in Transylvania?
beschizza at October 27th, 2013 20:41 — #8
Actually, we're on assignment in Novosibirsk.
dotsandlines at October 27th, 2013 20:41 — #9
I have no idea what the image in the post is, relative to the linked product, but it is a bad sign when 4 out of the 5 product photos on Amazon are of your product failing.
sockdoll at October 27th, 2013 20:48 — #10
The Pocket Hose - no pocket gardener should be without one. Also useful for filling your pocket pool!
flashman at October 27th, 2013 20:52 — #11
Another great picture of it:
noddy93 at October 27th, 2013 21:09 — #12
I have to be honest... I find the short-haired woman in the commercial, you know the one, she's all fascinated-n-shit with the muti-option sprayer, EXTREMELY attractive.
The product is quite weak but serves the purpose for which I bought it... take up small space, water the plants in my 92-year old grandmother's patio every sunday when i visit for lunch.
fuzzyfungus at October 27th, 2013 21:19 — #13
Crap smartphone apps designed to enworsen your images aren't a healthy coping mechanism; but people need some way to express their amorphous-but-gnawing sense that we've slid back into a dystopia of authoritiarian neoliberalism, economic stagnation, flagrant abuse of power, unwinnable meatgrinder wars, and miscellaneous terrorism.
Emulating the aesthetics of 1970s consumer electronics on the same device you use to emulate human connection as an atomized datapoint in somebody's marketing database is the perfect way to do that!
boundegar at October 27th, 2013 21:32 — #14
I will never forgive you for this.
falcor at October 27th, 2013 21:57 — #15
Guys, it says right there in the post what it is: a nightmare creature from the Abyss.
spocko at October 27th, 2013 22:24 — #16
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
spocko at October 27th, 2013 22:26 — #17
Wow. I'm the opposite. I'm thanking him for it and will start using it in my sentences right away.
"Could you send me the photo?"
"Hold on a second I need to enworsen it" [Applies 1977 Instagram filter and sends it]
fuzzyfungus at October 27th, 2013 22:32 — #18
Good Man. Forgiveness is basically just a category error with a hallmark card and good PR. Yours is a rare sense of moral clarity in these dark times.
fuzzyfungus at October 27th, 2013 22:33 — #19
Just be very, very, very glad that the details of its reproductive biology are unknown to man, and possibly unknowable.
funruly at October 27th, 2013 23:08 — #20
Is that a hose in your pocket, or, ph'nglui mglw'nafh cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn?
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