beschizza — 2013-09-19T10:23:47-04:00 — #1
jsroberts — 2013-09-19T10:47:57-04:00 — #2
Open the bag lengthways. You end up with an open bag that stands up by itself and don't run the risk of having chips explode all over you. Also: eat Cheetos with chopsticks.
boundegar — 2013-09-19T10:49:23-04:00 — #3
As if large-handed men weren't coddled enough already? Speaking for Dainty-Americans everywhere, I am outraged!
Also, if I recall correctly, the side-seam bag-rip is popular in Japan, where it has a quite filthy nickname.
spunkytws — 2013-09-19T10:50:35-04:00 — #4
Or you could, you know, cut off the top part of the bag. When the number of chips has diminished to the point that I have to put my arm in past the wrist I cut off the upper part of the bag, leaving enough that I can fold it over and use a chip clip to try and prevent staleness.
Then again I'm not a crime boss with freakishly giant hands who stuffs an entire bag of chips with the word "BEEF" prominently printed on it into my mouth at one time.
madzack — 2013-09-19T11:14:38-04:00 — #5
greenberger — 2013-09-19T11:23:28-04:00 — #6
Holy shit, that picture proves it: Elvis is still alive!
daneel — 2013-09-19T11:29:26-04:00 — #7
You're English, dammit!
beanolini — 2013-09-19T11:49:46-04:00 — #8
That's a 50 gram bag. You'd have to have freakishly tiny hands to get your arm in past the wrist, and a freakishly tiny appetite to want to save some for later.
coyoteblue — 2013-09-19T11:52:05-04:00 — #9
I have a crazy idea. It's called a bowl or if you're roughing it, a paper towel or napkin. Of course if you're eating on the hoof, not so practical.
simeon — 2013-09-19T12:03:14-04:00 — #10
My other half used to laugh at me for tipping Pringles out of the tube rather than just reaching in as she does - I had to demonstrate that the differences in our anatomy means that if I did that I would only be able to eat the top 3" and that's not enough.
medievalist — 2013-09-19T12:03:57-04:00 — #11
Public service announcement: walking tacos are an abomination.
It seems like a great idea at first....
old — 2013-09-19T12:17:27-04:00 — #12
I'm still waiting for chips that come pre-packaged in a funnel, so I don't have to bother with all that grabbing and lifting.
duncancreamer — 2013-09-19T12:28:00-04:00 — #13
big_ryan — 2013-09-19T12:49:09-04:00 — #14
as a large handed person it just occurred to me that other people do actually reach into chip bags, something I haven't done since i was a child. When I eat chips I pour a few into my hand at a time.
of course this has never been an inconvenience that i wanted fixed.
foreverzero — 2013-09-19T13:10:09-04:00 — #15
I have done what that comic suggests and yes, it does work really well.
oldtaku — 2013-09-19T13:31:24-04:00 — #16
And those narrow necks just get in the way of shoveling into your maw as fast as you can between labored breaths.
ironedithkidd — 2013-09-19T13:32:38-04:00 — #17
I'm still trying to work out what, in particular, is so "terrifying" about those hands?
timquinn — 2013-09-19T13:33:39-04:00 — #18
This ham-fisted individual just tears the bag apart. If you don't like it don't eat with me. Growl.
ghostly1 — 2013-09-19T13:48:55-04:00 — #19
But then you have to suck the chopsticks at the end to get the extra cheese dust, and that's just weird.
medievalist — 2013-09-19T13:50:54-04:00 — #20
Rona Thorne: You just have to find the right guy who's not intimidated by your power.
Lana Kane: Or my twin Tec-9's.
Rona Thorne: Or those big steam shovelly scoops you call hands.
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