#1 By: Rob Beschizza, September 19th, 2013 10:23
#2 By: Jonathan Roberts, September 19th, 2013 10:47
Open the bag lengthways. You end up with an open bag that stands up by itself and don't run the risk of having chips explode all over you. Also: eat Cheetos with chopsticks.
#3 By: Boundegar, September 19th, 2013 10:49
As if large-handed men weren't coddled enough already? Speaking for Dainty-Americans everywhere, I am outraged!
Also, if I recall correctly, the side-seam bag-rip is popular in Japan, where it has a quite filthy nickname.
#4 By: Christopher Waldrop, September 19th, 2013 10:50
Or you could, you know, cut off the top part of the bag. When the number of chips has diminished to the point that I have to put my arm in past the wrist I cut off the upper part of the bag, leaving enough that I can fold it over and use a chip clip to try and prevent staleness.
Then again I'm not a crime boss with freakishly giant hands who stuffs an entire bag of chips with the word "BEEF" prominently printed on it into my mouth at one time.
#5 By: akil, September 19th, 2013 11:14
#6 By: greenberger, September 19th, 2013 11:23
Holy shit, that picture proves it: Elvis is still alive!
#7 By: daneel, September 19th, 2013 11:29
You're English, dammit!
#8 By: Beanolini, September 19th, 2013 11:49
That's a 50 gram bag. You'd have to have freakishly tiny hands to get your arm in past the wrist, and a freakishly tiny appetite to want to save some for later.
#9 By: coyoteblue, September 19th, 2013 11:52
I have a crazy idea. It's called a bowl or if you're roughing it, a paper towel or napkin. Of course if you're eating on the hoof, not so practical.
#10 By: Simeon, September 19th, 2013 12:03
My other half used to laugh at me for tipping Pringles out of the tube rather than just reaching in as she does - I had to demonstrate that the differences in our anatomy means that if I did that I would only be able to eat the top 3" and that's not enough.
#11 By: Charlie, September 19th, 2013 12:03
Public service announcement: walking tacos are an abomination.
It seems like a great idea at first....
#12 By: Old, September 19th, 2013 12:17
I'm still waiting for chips that come pre-packaged in a funnel, so I don't have to bother with all that grabbing and lifting.
#13 By: Duncan, September 19th, 2013 12:28
#14 By: big_ryan, September 19th, 2013 12:49
as a large handed person it just occurred to me that other people do actually reach into chip bags, something I haven't done since i was a child. When I eat chips I pour a few into my hand at a time.
of course this has never been an inconvenience that i wanted fixed.
#15 By: ForeverZero, September 19th, 2013 13:10
I have done what that comic suggests and yes, it does work really well.
#16 By: oldtaku, September 19th, 2013 13:31
And those narrow necks just get in the way of shoveling into your maw as fast as you can between labored breaths.
#17 By: IronEdithKidd, September 19th, 2013 13:32
I'm still trying to work out what, in particular, is so "terrifying" about those hands?
#18 By: Tim Quinn, September 19th, 2013 13:33
This ham-fisted individual just tears the bag apart. If you don't like it don't eat with me. Growl.
#19 By: Peter, September 19th, 2013 13:48
But then you have to suck the chopsticks at the end to get the extra cheese dust, and that's just weird.
#20 By: Charlie, September 19th, 2013 13:50
Rona Thorne: You just have to find the right guy who's not intimidated by your power.
Lana Kane: Or my twin Tec-9's.
Rona Thorne: Or those big steam shovelly scoops you call hands.
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