frauenfelder at November 11th, 2013 15:41 — #1
phasmafelis at November 11th, 2013 15:54 — #2
Except that, in the video, it mostly just looks like a random fold in his jeans. The article image is a single frame that looks dirty out of context.
bobknetzger at November 11th, 2013 15:59 — #3
I think this truly is an "Xray Specs" effect--that is to say it does not actually reveal something hidden. Much like the diffraction filter chicken feathers inside the XRay Specs novelty creates a visual artifact that suggests the bones of your hand, the value mapping in the Xbox scanner merely creates an exaggerated shaded form from the clothing folds that suggests something else.
Also just like the XRay Specs-- it's hilarious!
rasmussen_bryan at November 11th, 2013 16:08 — #4
If it can be seen then it can be used as a controller.
My new kickstarter project, an open source wang-based controller for the XBox, I call it:
raybert at November 11th, 2013 16:08 — #5
A dirty mind is like an endless party.
spunkytws at November 11th, 2013 16:11 — #6
A friend of mine once told a girl there was a brand of computer called a Wang. She asked, "And what kind of games do you play with your Wang?" Without thinking he blurted out, "I don't have one!"
crenquis at November 11th, 2013 16:14 — #7
Ya, it just looks like the "zipper-flap layers" standing out smoother than the rest of the fabric in the area.
charles_richter at November 11th, 2013 16:14 — #8
davide405 at November 11th, 2013 16:29 — #9
You have won this comment thread, and are in the running for the whole internets for today
manybellsdown at November 11th, 2013 16:32 — #10
Oh good, there needed to be another way for dicks to get on XBL.
xrayspx at November 11th, 2013 16:42 — #11
lemoutan at November 11th, 2013 16:49 — #12
Anyone else remember their slogan-that-never-was: Wang Cares.?
boundegar at November 11th, 2013 17:13 — #13
You know who needs this? The NSA! Then, they need to hand them out for free to everybody! With no off-switch! Orwell was lame.
willium at November 11th, 2013 17:17 — #14
They don't call it the XBone for nothing!
raybert at November 11th, 2013 17:22 — #15
I wave my private parts in your direction.
rasmussen_bryan at November 11th, 2013 17:28 — #16
It'd the end of privacy as we know it.
peregrinus_bis at November 11th, 2013 17:42 — #17
Really, anybody can see my naughty bits. Just call.
anthonyc at November 11th, 2013 18:23 — #18
If there's a "wee dong" problem, it's not the Xbox that has it.
halloween_jack_ at November 11th, 2013 18:37 — #19
Ugh, this guy. I remembered him for the semi-hysterical article that he wrote on giant killer mosquitoes in Florida, which, it turned out, weren't really all that big of a deal. Now he's losing his shit over two parallel wrinkles in his Dockers? FFS.
mrscience at November 11th, 2013 19:49 — #20
I'll just drop these two relevant Penny Arcade comics.
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