1,200 year old telephone

[Boundegar]

@marlboromonkey7

For all we know it could be an early telephone, discarded because it couldn’t handle more than two users…

Maybe also discarded because I can already communicate across a 75-foot gap, without even shouting.

@Glitch

Any other explanation is just an Illuminati coverup to protect the Grays from the evil agenda of the gay Reptilians pushing Obamacare!

(psst - he was joking.)